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homme.homme

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Hmm no one is posting... I guess mine isnt really an exploit but I was busted by security having sex in the library of a cruise ship.

Thing is the perv walked in when we were just fooling around fully clothed and he was all like "sorry" and walked off... dude is back in 10mins when we are both naked from the waist down with her on the bottom and he says "better pack it up". what the fuck is that??!!

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^^I watched a girl finger herself on a park bench at 4a.m., because I didn't have a condom and she had her period. I was so shitfaced I didn't even realize how gross it actually was.

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went to a big empty unused parking lot in the far corner away from the road with my gf in her car

we started to do bad things, and a while into it i hear a car door shut

she is on the bottom in the back seat and i am on top and i look up out the back window while i am literally penis deep and see a police car parked right behind us with a cop walking over

fucking awkward as hell

and then.....?

rome wins so far.

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once me and some friends were boozed and out on the town...mustve been 16 or maybe 17 at the time. a friend was one of the first to get his licence and was therefore driving us around. somehow, we ended up drinking in a multi storey car park, as there was no party on or some shit like that.

my girl and i got a little frisky and decided to talk a walk up to the top level of the car park. we were fooling around and whatever, then decided to go for it - her sitting on a ledge with me standing. it was raining reasonably heavily by the way.

my friends had in the meantime either decided it was time to go home, or time to annoy the shit out of me....they proceeded to drive up to the top of the car park and do a burnout, before driving up close to us and shining their high beams on my pale white ass, dripping with water from the rain. would've been a great sight from their poor eyes.

i was so shitfaced, i can't even remember if i finished or not. here's hoping i did.

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Most of mine may be found in superconfessional. Although a week ago i videotaped a girl giving my friend tommy head while throwing up.

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Double D

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In a cubicle in the gents toilets of a club in Brighton. Sounds innocuous, asides from the part that we walked in in front of 10-15 guys, and at least 1 person has a camphone shot of my girlfriend's ass at the very minimum, and probably far worse (for decency's sake I won't detail what took place).

The only other time caught that I can think of involved one time in my girlfriend's room on campus. Seems OK to leave the curtains open, as there aren't any overviewing houses as the flats are all layered on top of eachother up a hill. Fine, except for the flat rooves. Cue her housemate and good friend of mine losing a frisbee on the roof, climbing up onto the roof, looking in the wrong direction and copping an eyeful of me fucking her bent over the bed.

The best part was the fact that by compete coincidence I happened to be looking out of the window at the time, which led to an extremely surreal second of eye contact as he walked past.

i was so shitfaced, i can't even remember if i finished or not. here's hoping i did.

Generally I don't finish, go home, wake up, have sex and then spin out because having sex when half drunk and hungover is really not a good idea. I never learn.

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Double D

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Hangover sex always leads to me skeeting whilst im up in that shit. Next couple days are always fucking scary.

This is why girlfriends on the pill are generally a good thing.

As opposed to sluts on the pill, who will likely lead to a string of lesser STDs.

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i am fifteen years old, eating out my girlfriend at the time.

i am gulping my way through tuna gulch, and she is loving every minute.

after about ten minutes, she starts to writhe extra-hard, moaning louder and louder.

i assume it is because she is nearing orgasm, so i continue gnawing on her soggy

lipsmackers until the sound coming out of her mouth is akin to the breathless cries of

someone choking to death. i thought it was cute.

then, her body goes completely limp.

assuming that she'd come, i grab my cock and prepare to jump on the bed and shove it in her mouth for one of those delightful post-orgasm dreamy blowjobs that me and my penis enjoy.

however, we enjoy nothing.

the girl had passed out. cold. her breathing was shallow,

her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she's totally, utterly unconscious.

i smack her- really fucking hard. i pour a glass of water on her face, i bite her arm,

i scream in her ears, nothing.

my 15 year old mind unable to process what the best course of action was, i calmly put on my clothes and left her there, naked and passed out, for her family to find.

i never spoke to her again and i'm not even sure she isn't dead right now.

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i call shenanigans.

good story though.

100% true, jer.

i ended up finding out later on that the pill she'd take every day at lunch

was not a vitamin like she claimed, but her heart medication.

considering the time of the incident, she hadn't yet taken her meds.

i prefer to pretend that my oral sex skills are life-shattering, though.

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100% true, jer.

i ended up finding out later on that the pill she'd take every day at lunch

was not a vitamin like she claimed, but her heart medication.

considering the time of the incident, she hadn't yet taken her meds.

i prefer to pretend that my oral sex skills are life-shattering, though.

daaaaamn. motherfucker had a tongue like a tongue quicker than a cobra's, and a technique more lethal. holy shit dude.

so you never even checked up with what may or may not have happened to her? curiousity would've killed the cat if it were me.....or did you just wanna put it out of your mind....?

one thing....did you leave her with her panties round her ankles?

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haha, i didn't even leave her with her panties around her ankles, she was completely naked, laying perpendicularly on her bed, her legs dangling off of the left side.

she lived with her very religious mother who hated me, which is why i never dared try to get in touch with her ever again... i just knew it would be bad news.

and, from what i heard from a friend of a friend a couple of years later, that heart medication she was taking was because her ticker was weak and couldn't pump enough blood throughout her body, or something to that effect, and having not taken it

that day, the lack of good circulation plus the stress of an orgasm caused her to faint.

in retrospect, i shouldve done something like shit on her face or pee in her closet if i knew i was never going to interact with her again.

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