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Things you do when you're wearing your raw denim...


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Personally I just buy a pair of jeans and wear them, all day everyday, whatever I am doing and forget them. I only change into something different if I am doing some really messy work like plastering walls or tiling because I dont thank gypsum plaster all over my jeans is very nice. I don't go out of my way to do anything for fades and whiskers and if my honeycombs don't develop then so be it.

I don't agree with treating denim like it something special that needs work and effort for artificial improvement of the fades. That for me goes against the point of jeans. I wouldn't take up rock climbing for the sake of my jeans.

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get in a fight

help an old lady across the street, and then mug her

be creepy on the internet

play chicken with trains

smoke crack

run from cops

ride a bike thats not yours

steal more raw jeans

participate in a freestyle battle, dont rhyme, and throw in lots of racial slurs

go to a dancehall bashment and try to pick up guys

work at a fast food place

panhandle

sleep on a bench

have sex with a homeless woman

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I gazed at a beautiful blue moon on the beach in Kailua, HI while wearing my SExIH01BK.

I cycled across the Golden Gate Bridge in my Somet Slim.

I went to a lesbian party in my KMW AWA.

I sang "It Happened In Monterey" with all my heart and crappy voice at karaoke wearing my LVC 1906 Bunkhouse 501.

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Talk shit to random people that their denim is inferior to yours.

constantly stare at your ass in public mirrors, checking out back pocket fades

creep out sales people by rubbing your ass on the furniture at Ikea

Ride a Camel or other large smelly mammal.

wrestle an alligator

beat up little kids for cash to buy more raw denim

Watch Lost in them

talk sweet whispers of love to them, so that nobody can hear what you are saying except them.

learn how to ride a unicycle

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