1000. Its handjob time.

[Guest Airjamie]

1000 horrible, disgusting, hateful, outrageous, filthy, foul-mouthed, fucked-up posts. In honor of my magnificence everyone reflect on my terrible greatness and what theyve learned from my amazingly insightful posts. Also HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL SATAN.

EDIT: I will also take the time to post some of the rare, ancient, and certainly terrible pictures of myself available on the internet since noone really knows what the fuck i look like. Most of these are circa 2002-3. Vintage evil.

[cmykhustla]

[RockTheVote]

Lance Bass?

[onemancult]

[thelion1856]

gave you some rep points for this endevour.

[keagan]

WHO THE FUCK CARES(?), YOU STUPID FUCk.

HONEST.

[Guest Airjamie]

WHO THE FUCK CARES(?), YOU STUPID FUCk.

HONEST.

As if youve ever posted anything worthwhile? Or contributed? I'm certain every single fucking member here would be hardpressed remember any of your posts. Moreover, I'm pretty sure the consensus would be "Who the fuck is keagan?"

[Corbin Law]

WHO THE FUCK CARES(?), YOU STUPID FUCk.

HONEST.

hey dude its a nice moment reaching 1000

until then you exist in pretty much obscurity as your name fades through the recesses of our memory fairly quickly

when someone reaches 1000 is when i finally actually recognize them and look at their contribution

im pretty sure i didnt really exist on this board till then, sorta still dont.

[Servo2000]

Sometimes I feel like typing like Corbin Law and not using grammar or capitalization or anything, but it just makes me feel dirty.

[keagan]

As if youve ever posted anything worthwhile? Or contributed? I'm certain every single fucking member here would be hardpressed remember any of your posts. Moreover, I'm pretty sure the consensus would be "Who the fuck is keagan?"

hey dude its a nice moment reaching 1000

until then you exist in pretty much obscurity as your name fades through the recesses of our memory fairly quickly

when someone reaches 1000 is when i finally actually recognize them and look at their contribution

im pretty sure i didnt really exist on this board till then, sorta still dont.

It's the internet.

[keagan]

Has anyone heard that new Gang Gang Dance track? Its killer....

[Corbin Law]

do it, take a shower, and remember that moment for ever, for it will be your fucking dirtiest moment ever, more so than your rare delves into beastiality, or naked mud restling. its the dirtiest shit tub girl.... faccckkk i need sleep.

[homi29]

well isnt that self-indulgent

[__3xL]

Check my new sig in RE: to your 1k posts ..

[tg76]

hey dude its a nice moment reaching 1000

until then you exist in pretty much obscurity as your name fades through the recesses of our memory fairly quickly

when someone reaches 1000 is when i finally actually recognize them and look at their contribution

im pretty sure i didnt really exist on this board till then, sorta still dont.

oh shit i better start posting more

congrats satan dude... throw up yer goats aka :carlfist:

[Ahlvahroe]

oh shit i better start posting more

didnt you used to be near 1000. i always wondered why you took all your posts down you were such a great poster, still are. will always remember the yamane jeans post and the 'creepy faggot' quote. sorry from detracting from this glorious thread, you can continue now.

[viv1984viv]

[Corbin Law]

oh shit i better start posting more

congrats satan dude... throw up yer goats aka :carlfist:

whos TG?

anyone....anyone?

prolly some lame noob.

[Guest itsmeJT]

1000 horrible, disgusting, hateful, outrageous, filthy, foul-mouthed, fucked-up posts. In honor of my magnificence everyone reflect on my terrible greatness and what theyve learned from my amazingly insightful posts. Also HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL SATAN.

EDIT: I will also take the time to post some of the rare, ancient, and certainly terrible pictures of myself available on the internet since noone really knows what the fuck i look like. Most of these are circa 2002-3. Vintage evil.

[Guest itsmeJT]

[snugglepony]

WHO THE FUCK CARES(?), YOU STUPID FUCk.

HONEST.

your hair makes me want to stab you in the fucking teeth.

cc deville-lookin' motherfucker.

congratulations jamie!

i like how you bring out the hate in me!

[Guest Airjamie]

Wait so is he saying something about faygo? Fondue? .............? Oh oh oh ok noooow i get it, you posted a picture of redman being all fuck yooou. Then posted it like a million times. Right after numero uno. I better just cut my losses and quit posting eh? You guys might find a coolio pic somewhere. Then i would be straight fucked. redman AND coolio? Is wheatus next? Maybe you guys can get together next weekend and take a pic flipping me off? Or like totally make shirts for WAYWT that are all "FUCK YOU AIRJAMIE, WE SO TOTALLY HATE YOU, BUT ITS NOT LIKE WE EVER HAVE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE TO SAY SO WERE JUST GOING TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND POST THE DUMBEST SHIT IMAGINABLE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU POST. JUST LIKE THE KIDS IN 2ND GRADE THAT WOULDNT STOP REPEATING YOU UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH A ROCK. SO DONT FUCK WITH US CAUSE WE BAD."

[denimdestroyedmylife]

HAIL SATAN!

[Guest Airjamie]

your hair makes me want to stab you in the fucking teeth.

cc deville-lookin' motherfucker.

Im too fucking stoned to know whether you're trying to be a dick or not, but anyway i told you that shit was from forever ago. People used to always come up to me all "OMFG seriously you look JUST LIKE that guy from switchfoot!!!!!!!!"

which is why i cut it.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

he was talking to keagan

hence, the quote

duh

[Guest Airjamie]

Heh...oh yeah.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

HAIL SATAN!

[onemancult]

[Corbin Law]

common guys this is atime for celebration

not bitchfitation.

[Servo2000]