Betty vs. Veronica

[digital_denim]

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[cheep]

veronica... betty is fucking boring.

[broneck]

I think the unfortunate truth of the Betty vs. Veronica debate is that no matter what, the guy is always gonna sacrifice the cute and safe betty for the chase of finally bagging that cold hearted bitch veronica. and then cheating on her with betty.

[mizanation]

veronica, never was into blondes.

[mr fluffernutter]

They both have the same body and faces...

...so really it's down to hair colour and personality.

I think I'd go for Veronica but that's because I've already done Betty.

[naturaljax]

Veronica, I love classy bitches.

[broneck]

I think a more realistic scenario would be you easily bag Betty and then start doing Veronica behind Betty's back. Veronica would love that too!

Edit: A 3 way would be amazing also.

Veronica, I love classy bitches.

Hahah...what a cartoon fantasy.

Which begs a new line of questioning: Who's better in the sack?

Sure, Veronica seems less inhibited, she has that bitchy vibe that just screams crazy in bed...but Betty's innocent "girl next door" shtick might give way to something completely different when the lights are off.

(god this is wrong)

[nettiemoore]

It was always veronica for me.

[ordo]

For whatever reason, I have never been attracted to blondes and I don't think that I could cope with Veronica's personality and manipulations - so I suppose I will have to pass on both. Not interested in Jughead in the least. What about Josie from the Pussycats?

[lil brown brother]

ethel ........

[bangbangbang]

What about Midge?

[mizanation]

i dunno, betty or veronica by themselves would not be all that great.

but both at the same time? wonderful.

[notesee]

Not into blondes.

[axtsang]

Rich bitches anyways. Show her whos boss behind doors.

[mrjuby]

veronica.

i almost have the same specs as her. minus the long hair, being rich and mean, and im not fit.

[onemancult]

Veronica all the way.

Blondes are wack, and plus, Betty would always be down to come over and bake you a pie/give you brains/let you put it in her ass using Nutella, even if you were dating Veronica. If you dated Betty, she'd be up your ass so often, you'd never be able to sneak off and splashify Veronica's face with shaftwater.

A trizzle would be a dream, actually, I'm down for a gangbangathon with Betty, Veronica, Midge, Archie's Mom, Josie, the Pussycats, and the old white-haired

teacher....word.

[sean_]

fuck, i dont even know how to top that^^

but betty is definately a freaky ho behind the girl next door thing, veronica just seems like a slut, shit id hit it and make her buy me sneakers tho.. i donno man this is a real dilemma

[naturaljax]

I really... REALLY... REALLLLLY wish i could rep you, omc.

[Analog]

A trizzle would be a dream, actually, I'm down for a gangbangathon with Betty, Veronica, Midge, Archie's Mom, Josie, the Pussycats, and the old white-haired teacher....word.

Yea Josie was H-A-W-T. If she was in the poll I'da picked her instead of 'Ronnie.

Miss Grundy would have to be in a full-on latex dom getup - whipping the other girls into all manner of perverted sex acts.

[naturaljax]

if we're just talking straight-up fucking, get the best of both worlds with the rich-bitch redhead Cheryl Blossom.

You know that girl is freaky.

[onemancult]

Um, how the fuck could I forget the 2-D broad that gave me my first boner?

Add Cheryl into my cartoon fuckfest, thx.

EDIT: Now that I'm remembering more and more of the childhood I've repressed for so long, here is my official list for the Krazy Kartoon Kuntreaping:

Betty

Veronica

Josie

the Pussycats

Cheryl Blossom

Jellybean, Jughead's little sis

Li'l Jinx

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Ms. Andrews (Archie's mom)

Geraldine Grundy

Ms. Juanita Sanchez

Midge

Nancy Woods (the black guy's girlfriend)

Renee Lyon

Wendy Weatherbee (the principal's neice)

Betty's mom

Katie Keene

...cock covered in papercuts, our valiant onemancult presses onwards and upwards into the barren wombs of cartoon ladies.

[Analog]

[onemancult]

I'll hit that too, even though I was trying to limit myself to the Archie publishing house's bevy of bodacious babes.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i'd rather fap while betty and veronica go at it

[mr fluffernutter]

i'd rather fap while betty and veronica go at it

A+++++ POSTER SUPERQUICK DELIVERY

[un-]

Betty...because I like her more.

[HEWSINATOR]

Veronica here.