the best lube

[Guest jmatsu]

the time has finally come. my girl has finally and reluctantly agreed to let me fuck her in the pooper.

any good recommendations for lube?

preferably a pump action bottle, not snap cap.

[Raskol]

KY

10 char

[andewhall]

Mustard

(10 C)

[Guest jmatsu]

Mustard

(10 C)

i actually used sesame seed oil for regular sex once. good glide, but the scent and residue wasn't that great.

[andewhall]

ahahahahaha.....classic

[Analog]

One guy I know - if he's to be believed - claims he used lard for anal sex once, as a last resort.

[fndmybetterhalf]

you should use Bengay....

[Guest jmatsu]

One guy I know - if he's to be believed - claims he used lard for anal sex once, as a last resort.

is that guy named caligula? did he fist as well?

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

I like the ky warming kind alot but I've only used it for the pussy. Its nice. So nice that it got to where I always wanted to use it. This became a problem because I was always running out. I was reluctant to have a whole lot of it lying around too because of the implications that could arise if a date found my stash. I have since stopped using it.

[Guest jmatsu]

I like the ky warming kind alot but I've only used it for the pussy. Its nice. So nice that it got to where I always wanted to use it. This became a problem because I was always running out. I was reluctant to have a whole lot of it lying around too because of the implications that could arise if a date found my stash. I have since stopped using it.

hot much heat does that shit produce anyway? pussies are generally warm and wet (if you're not sleep-raping a drunk ho).

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

Well it never felt excessive if thats what your worried about. I started using it with a girl I was dating that took forever to get wet when she was drunk (we'd get drunk together often) It's also ideal if you want the nice warm pussy feeling without all the fucking foreplay--like for quickies or hurry up and leavies.

[Analog]

No his name is Bob. Did Caligula use lard?

[Guest jmatsu]

No his name is Bob. Did Caligula use lard?

watch the unrated version. the wedding blessing scene.

[Analog]

The Malcolm McDowell one? I saw it when I was younger but I don't really remember much.

[Guest jmatsu]

Well it never felt excessive if thats what your worried about. I started using it with a girl I was dating that took forever to get wet when she was drunk (we'd get drunk together often) It's also ideal if you want the nice warm pussy feeling without all the fucking foreplay--like for quickies or hurry up and leavies.

good point. foreplay can get monotenous if you've been dating a girl for over a week.

[Guest jmatsu]

The Malcolm McDowell one? I saw it when I was younger but I don't really remember much.

yeah. i think this is one of england's favorite films.

[onemancult]

there's only one choice, my friend, and it has been champion of ass fucking for years.

My recommendation for your anal-begginer bitch is Anal-Eez.

It contains small amounts of benzocaine that will gently numb her tender

asshole as you tear the holy fuck out it. Definitely the only way to go.

For more advanced assfucking, I recommend Mega Glide Premium.

It never dries out, so there is no need for reapplication. Also commendable

is Astroglide Ass Shooters or something like that, which comes with a

weird applicator that gets her lubed up from the inside out for sheer primal

butt-thumping gut-busting intenstine-crushing pleasure.

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[polishmike]

My recommendation for your anal-begginer bitch is Anal-Eez.

I believe my friend here is talking about Anal Eaze, I prefer cherry flavor. A warning with this product, either use a condom or you will be fucking till your balls make an impression on her ass.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

what exactly do you mean polishmike?

[polishmike]

it will numb your dick

[onemancult]

I believe my friend here is talking about Anal Eaze, I prefer cherry flavor. A warning with this product, either use a condom or you will be fucking till your balls make an impression on her ass.

Thanks for correcting the spelling, I wasn't sure and assumed it was grossly misspelled. You know how the sex industry loves misspelling things for fun.

[polishmike]

I also can't stress it enough, every guy should have some lube at home at all times. Especially when you pick up drunk girls at bars. (Not like I do that or anything)

[apu]

lol, my ex was so against anal

personally i just wated to try to see what'd be like, i mean life is short so u gotta try things out before its too late

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

it will numb your dick

oh ok, that sucks. I fucking hate codoms. I can't imagine using something worse. It kinda makes fucking some girl in the ass seem totally arbitrary as far as pleasure purposes go.

[polishmike]

i mean i used it without a condom but just so you know it will last a lot longer. get it, you won't regret.

[apu]

condoms suck ass but without it the process after the quick release is kinda annoying, with all the wiping and tissue, etc

[apu]

dont a pack of condoms come with 2 sachets of free lube?

they do in Australia i think

[polishmike]

condoms suck ass but without it the process after the quick release is kinda annoying, with all the wiping and tissue, etc

why would you wipe the inside of her mouth?

[apu]

well not every time i'd like to cum inside her mouth

especially when sometimes room is limiting and its rather dark