supersquishy

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

uhhh....am i alone here when i say "holy shit how have i gained 20 goddamned pounds over the winter?"

i met this girl recently who only wants to kick it and eat eat eat, and my usually heroic drug consumption has tapered off to a whimper.

this is all kinds of bad. im doing my patented master cleanse starting on sunday, i think. 10 days of nothing but this lemonade made with maple syrup and cayenne pepper...i dropped 20 real quick last winter and kept it off until now.

ive got love handles for christs sake, and my new standards(34) which were the loosest jeans i had, are now dangerously close to being able to be work without a belt.

FUCK!!!!!

let the mockery begin.

[ghostdeini]

what's this power cleanse you talk about? I was down to 125lbs back in the day when I would have week-long drug binges and I looked like an AIDS patient. Now I'm back to a healthier 140... but a part of me misses that weight

[apu]

lol...

i dont know if this is a common thing to happen, but it seems to me that girls like their bf to gain some weight so they feel more secure??

[mspark]

Im a chubby motherfucka.....the chicks are feelin it. Fuck it.

[C0C0]

lol...

i dont know if this is a common thing to happen, but it seems to me that girls like their bf to gain some weight so they feel more secure??

from a girls perspective...

i've never really dated many super thin guys although right now i am and it doesn't make me feel any different...however when my ex started working out it made me want to go and work out too because i couldn't have him being the only fit one...so yea for me it's more about being active

[englandmj7]

this is all kinds of bad. im doing my patented master cleanse starting on sunday, i think. 10 days of nothing but this lemonade made with maple syrup and cayenne pepper...i dropped 20 real quick last winter and kept it off until now.

Not quite patented there dude.

http://www.slimmingsolutions.co.uk/acatalog/Lemon-Detox-Diet.html

How the hell you did that for 10 days is beyond me. You were probably very close to dying; unfortunately, it seems you did not.

In all seriousness though, did you feel well enough to go to work, etc. during those days, or were you insanely sluggish and constantly felt like you were going to barf?

Problem with diets like this, is that in addition to fat, you lose an extensive amount of muscle as well. Muscle helps you burn calories, thus, you usually put the weight back on quite fast after diets like this.

[onemancult]

i need to lose some weight i've gained ever since i started dating my girlfriend.

i used to be a true 33/34, now i'm a "suck an inch in and i'm a 34".

... sad.

[mr fluffernutter]

my stomach is a lot softer than it used to be when i was skating and shit

[Guest jmatsu]

squishy?

yeah at 31, my morning wood is starting to dwindle.

[canice]

i like the squishy guys. i've dated sticks and it was highly uncomfortable.

[Tyro1]

Hello my name is Tyro, and I too suffer from gf related chubbiness.

Yeah I think you are guaranteed to put weight on when you get a girlfriend. And they seem to love it too. It's definatley a case of, at least I'm not as big as my boyfriend is...

[Tyro1]

I see the headlines tomorrow... "Anarexia rates amongst men sky rocket... sufu to blame."

[C0C0]

if guys got bunz u wouldn't be getting all squishy!!!

lol jk =P

this is sufu's thinspiration thread huh

[apu]

now reading this just reminds me my ex-gf, we went for 3 years and i gained about 15 kilos (i dont know how many pounds taht is). After we broke up, i soon realized how fat i got and went on a diet/exercise, but nothing is more effective than stress from working on a thesis

now i am bak to the normal weight~ phew

[chizzua]

I went out with this girl for almost 2 years and I had to stop playing baseball because i broke my ankle. I gained about 15-20 lbs from that the couple months I used to be in a boot. I used to be a twig.. I never broke 100 lbs 'til about sophmore year high school. I'm at about 140 right now. I never was that tall, though. 5'4 in high school to 5'6 now.. Girlfriends = going out to eat + movies, all the time. So, yeah I guess that's a reason for the weight gain as well. Well, I'm gonna start playing baseball again for my school, so I have to get back in shape. 2 miles a day, push-ups, low-weight high rep free weights, and baseball drills. But yea, I want to lose weight quickly for the summer though than try and gain some lean muscle. Any tips?

[apu]

Girlfriends = going out to eat + movies, all the time.

did u miss something there?

[chizzua]

did u miss something there?

We were talking about weight.. plus I thought it was understood. Sex as an exercise tool doesn't really work when you go out to eat, right before and/or right after.

[apu]

i thought treating sex as an exercise tool was better than no exercise, expecially in summertime

i guess i was wrong therefore the weight gain

[mspark]

Sex doesnt burn that many calories but it feels oh so good.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Not quite patented there dude.

http://www.slimmingsolutions.co.uk/acatalog/Lemon-Detox-Diet.html

How the hell you did that for 10 days is beyond me. You were probably very close to dying; unfortunately, it seems you did not.

In all seriousness though, did you feel well enough to go to work, etc. during those days, or were you insanely sluggish and constantly felt like you were going to barf?

Problem with diets like this, is that in addition to fat, you lose an extensive amount of muscle as well. Muscle helps you burn calories, thus, you usually put the weight back on quite fast after diets like this.

yeah it was pretty crazy. ive attempted it twice, and completed it once. its weird, after the first 4 days you stop feeling that physical burning angry-hungry feeling, and you settle into this weird kind of in-between stage. You take an herbal laxative tea at night, and in the morning you do a saltwater flush that basically cleans your colon out over 10 days. Its really weird to say your face getting skinnier day by day. The worst part to me is seeing commercials for food, or walking around and smelling it. Whats scary is that for the first 6, 7 and even 8 days you are expelling foul matter from your bowels, which is scary considering you havent eaten ANYTHING...this is just the shit inside your system you are not allowing your body to rid itself of because you like pizza and corn dogs and meat cake.

Ultimately, i got this depressing epiphany about how food completely controls my life. there are not many social activities aside from sports(which you probably shouldnt be doing when subsisting on the lemonade which is about 800-1000 calories per day) that dont involve food, drinking, or other intoxicants, so you are incredibly restless.

Weird side effects... random angry outbursts, you get so fucking horny you want to fuck anything that walks, your sinuses feel like they are first stuffed with cotton, then drain so clear that you can smell the perfume on the woman across the street, and around day 6 your tongue turns white.

[apu]

Sex doesnt burn that many calories but it feels oh so good.

and it gets me heartrate pumping, so thats some aerobic/cardio-exercise right there

[chizzua]

looked it up on a Calories Burned Calculator.. for a 160 lb man

Sexual Activity - vigorous

102 calories in 1 hr

[chizzua]

Ultimately, i got this depressing epiphany about how food completely controls my life. there are not many social activities aside from sports(which you probably shouldnt be doing when subsisting on the lemonade which is about 800-1000 calories per day) that dont involve food, drinking, or other intoxicants, so you are incredibly restless.

Weird side effects... random angry outbursts, you get so fucking horny you want to fuck anything that walks, your sinuses feel like they are first stuffed with cotton, then drain so clear that you can smell the perfume on the woman across the street, and around day 6 your tongue turns white.

Uhh, that doesn't sound good at all. Is it worth it to put yourself through that again? Did the results last? Btw, does the drink taste like shit?

[ghostdeini]

You take an herbal laxative tea at night, and in the morning you do a saltwater flush

question: do you drink both of these, or only one?

this stuff sounds crazy... definitely something I'd attempt only if i was on benzos all week long.

edit: what is the approximate calorie loss for sitting on superfuture for an hour?

[apu]

and how many calories is it for a slice of pizza?

i looked up :

kissing for 160 lb man

1hr -> 76.8 calories

which is rather similar to rigorous sex which involves more hip movement, etc, unless the partner is doing all the work

[chizzua]

Cheese Pizza, 230 calories per slice

Sex to lose weight seems pretty hopeless unless you're doing it for a day straight.

[apu]

fuk, a day straight

its pretty much joyless (numb) after like 4-5 times in a day

[Tyro1]

fuk, a day straight

its pretty much joyless (numb) after like 4-5 times in a day

Sex with strangers burns far more calories than repetitive sex with girlfriends

[Vitamian]

I think rape is more energy burning--all that running around.

[apu]

Sex with strangers burns far more calories than repetitive sex with girlfriends

u mean outdoors instead of in bed?