disappointing food

[tangerine]

What have you eaten lately that was disappointing?

I just ate what was supposed to be a chocolate truffle but it tasted like vinegar. Not good vinegar, either.

[Carl]

small heath blizzard with extra heath.

i think the fat bitch forgot the extra heath.

[Tisswat]

My own homemade Malaysian kari ayam. I forgot the cinnamon - crucial mistake!

[bangbangbang]

Not a disappointment, but I had some ridiculously delicious pistachio cannoli yesterday.

I hate being disappointed in food though.

[will_i_am]

dropping bagel bites facedown

after you heat them in the microwave

because your drunk.

[nairb49]

Had a cinnamon bun this morning that was clearly from yesterday. Also, yesterday's baguette I forgot to wrap up, and so it was stale.

[BOORADLEY]

dropping bagel bites facedown

after you heat them in the microwave

because your drunk.

i feel that!

[Platypus]

Well, I was hungry and I thought...how badly can someone screw up a chicken sandwich?

Very badly:

The grotesque woman behind the counter does not seem to understand "all-dressed" so I repeated it in french. She proceeds to ask me whether I want each and every option...separately...and slowly. Okay, maybe her lack of any understanding leaves lots of brain cells available for the cooking part. No, the "chicken" tastes like cardboard dipped in grease and sprinkled with hate. I hope everybody involved in the making of this sandwich dies the most painful death imaginable. Die chicken lady, die!

At least I did not get Salmonella...I hope.

[Ahlvahroe]

im just gonna say it ive never heard the phrase 'all dressed' before so i am assuming that it means 'the works'

[Platypus]

im just gonna say it ive never heard the phrase 'all dressed' before so i am assuming that it means 'the works'

Yup

.......

[mr fluffernutter]

some fancy ass macaroni at a hip cafe

fucking $15

[sidneylo]

some fancy ass macaroni at a hip cafe

fucking $15

15 loonies... damn. There goes your week's allowance!!!

I, on the other hand, am a snob and enjoy everything I cook. Probably because I'm in denial about my cooking.

[will_i_am]

panera.

you pick two.

sometimes the sandiwch is huge & amazing & delicious.

other times its small as fuck and the soup is cold.

i can't stop going though.

[mr fluffernutter]

Your rice looks plain as shit slanty! And where are your vegetables?!

[sidneylo]

I dunno. Will your mom cook me some?

[will_i_am]

badasses like sid don't need vegetables.

[mr fluffernutter]

I dunno. Will your mom cook me some?

Hell yes, that's all she fucking cooks.

[shoreman1782]

Panera is the Starbucks of sandwiches. Plus it's always full of wi-fi moochers so I can't get a seat to eat my shit sandwich so my lady friend can enjoy her bowl of congealed cheese with some broccoli mush floating in it. But she likes it, so, hey, I'll be back, too.

I made a fancy mac and cheese recipe from epicurious (I even cook via internet) and despite $8 worth of cheese and a cup of cream, it was bland as plain pasta. Spaghetti with olive oil, oregano, salt/pepper, and loads of parmesan is better, cheaper, and quicker.

[kiya]

I had a fried chicken dish at a Vietnamese restaurant a couple of weeks ago and they had forgotten to pluck the chicken.

I wish i was joking.

Fucked up one of my favorite Pho spots.

[onemancult]

i had a killer craving for white castle today after being sick over the weekend and not being able to eat solid foods and watching Harold and Kumar while hopped out of my brain on cough medicine.

i was not disappointed in the taste, but in the fact that my stomach seems to have shrunken, and i could barely pack away my usual of four bacon cheeseburgers, two jalapeno cheeseburgers, a sack of fries with cheese, an order of buffalo chicken rings, and a medium sweet tea.

[seraphim]

went to a restaurant in milan, paid about seven euros each for some basic pasta dishes. you'd think italians would get something as dull as penne and tomato sauce right, but nooooo. and the portions were miniscule.

bah.

[sybaritical]

i had a killer craving for white castle today after being sick over the weekend and not being able to eat solid foods and watching Harold and Kumar while hopped out of my brain on cough medicine.

i was not disappointed in the taste, but in the fact that my stomach seems to have shrunken, and i could barely pack away my usual of four bacon cheeseburgers, two jalapeno cheeseburgers, a sack of fries with cheese, an order of buffalo chicken rings, and a medium sweet tea.

You can only manage two Jalapeno burgers?

Pansy.

[lil brown brother]

any filipino food .. without rice.... its just not right

[red]

in science class, our teacher gave us chocalate to eat. PURE chocolate.

very disappointing. very.

[swooc]

The food they sell at my uni. I'm sorry to say but white people can't cook fried rice for shit .

[holotekor]

in science class, our teacher gave us chocalate to eat. PURE chocolate.

very disappointing. very.

you mean pure cocoa?

[red]

you mean pure cocoa?

yes. or maybe like 99%.

either way it tasted like shit.

[ghostdeini]

katz deli.... everything we ordered was really salty and not that good

[Chicken]

i ordered a chicken caesar salad in buenos aires few weeks back. whatever came out had chicken an lettuce in it, but a completely different type of dressing. and it wasn't good. never thought a caesar salad could be messed up...

I had a fried chicken dish at a Vietnamese restaurant a couple of weeks ago and they had forgotten to pluck the chicken.

I wish i was joking.

Fucked up one of my favorite Pho spots.

"ooops."

i had a killer craving for white castle today after being sick over the weekend and not being able to eat solid foods and watching Harold and Kumar while hopped out of my brain on cough medicine.

i was not disappointed in the taste, but in the fact that my stomach seems to have shrunken, and i could barely pack away my usual of four bacon cheeseburgers, two jalapeno cheeseburgers, a sack of fries with cheese, an order of buffalo chicken rings, and a medium sweet tea.

just had my first white castles the other day! was just like crystals, except with tons more variety. good stuff.

katz deli.... everything we ordered was really salty and not that good

man, i love katz. i guess i love salty food.

[BTT]

The last two times I went to PF Changs, I was really disappointed....I never knew chefs (most likely because there white) could fuck up so bad in making steamed rice, even my 10 year old cousin could make better rice.