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I get made fun of at school.


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i was the first kid in my middle school to wear tight pants

i rocked some express girls jeans in the 7th grade

i swear so many kids heads exploded

i think i turned a few kids gay

but like previously stated

yeah we all get flak from guys

but dey just jealous cause im stylin on dem

but the female opinion is that a well dressed guy is a good guy

and so the opinion that matters to me a positive one,

so it all works out.

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people make comments to me all the time. "yo luc... your balls are screaming for oxygen" i usually just respond with "no way, they're screaming for the loving touch of a womans tongue." i've been told quite a bit by girls that they like em, and i dont care either way, fuck everyone else!

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once i became synonymous with tight jeans

it didnt matter what i was wearing

i was wearing a pair of loose as fuck size 30 rrds, stretched out to like a 31.5

and someguy was like man are those girl pants

and im like bitch tits stfu

and hes like what do you do when you have a boner

and im like no comment

even when the emo kids wear tighter pants than me

i am still known for wearing tight pants

but ive really accpetd the fact that my penis, or an outline of it

is very often visible even in flacid form

and if someone wants to look at it go ahead,

nothing stopping you

i think i got off track

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wearing tight pants is the shit!! when fat chicks see you wearing smaller pant sizes then them and they run to the bathroom. Not only do you get awesome honeycombs, you fuck with people who take up too much space in restaurants. Double Bonus!

hahahahahahahahhaha oh man

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