water cooler

[denimdestroyedmylife]

nah, wilson's turtle died, apparently. he found it wedged under his radiator. he's been carrying it around in his briefcase. don't say anything about it----he'll cry inconsolably.

is linda the one with the big... uh... hair? so she's in jail for that? charity work if you ask me. she deserves a medal. make a wish foundation, yeah?!

fuck it. if we are going to have another fire drill today i'm not going back inside. cover for me.

[cheapmuthafukr]

im not going back in either... lets hit the strip club

[denimdestroyedmylife]

oh, there's a titty bar around the way called "the office"

so you know, we won't be lying if people ask where we were

[sybaritical]

I'm not up to much right now either ... we could hit the ping pong show at Nana plaza if you get a move on.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

huh...

OKAY!

[lil brown brother]

wilson does look stoned .... mr lolington is up my ass bout some year end reports .....

[sybaritical]

Cool.

Just understand I'm strictly in it to study the athletic prowess of the girls' muscular control and not to get greasy diseased kicks off of poor exploited women who don't have any other choice.

Better to leave that shit to England.

[lil brown brother]

oh, there's a titty bar around the way called "the office"

so you know, we won't be lying if people ask where we were

i think i know that place.........

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[doctorgnar]

Wilson's in the last stall of the men's room sobbing. I think he's cracking up. I saw him eating post-it notes at his desk this morning. Did anyone else notice that he's wearing two different shoes?

I may just be projecting.

[lil brown brother]

all this for a turtle.....

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i don't know... it started with the turtle, but his performance has been way down, too. he's lost, what, three good clients in this quarter alone. given, cheap hasn't been doing shit, but lucky for him, the boss is family

[sybaritical]

Watch what you say about my cousin.

I saw him rip the arms off his last PA and beat her to death with the wet ends.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

don't twist my words around.

i just meant that your kind stick together. that's good. makes us a better team. and cooperation helps us soar and achieve our goals, together.

Together

Everyone

Achieves

More

[lil brown brother]

Together

Everyone

Achieves

More

nice ..............

[tweeds]

does your company approve of part-time pursuits like cheap is doing on the side? you know...exploiting chinese workers making cmf homme jeans and all that. and conning blue in green into buying that shit.

[lil brown brother]

family is family .....

[superdupersang]

never liked wilson anyhow

always going on about that conference we had in amsterdam, where we got wasted and smoked some pot

its like, dude it was fun but get over it already

well i showed him

pooped in his draw after work on friday as well.

remember i said id catch up with you guys in the pub afterwards coz i had to finish the Brown report?

well is sure did

[denimdestroyedmylife]

oh no

[junglejane]

^^

that picture made me cry a little (the turtle one)

[JohnnyRed]

oh, there's a titty bar around the way called "the office"

so you know, we won't be lying if people ask where we were

The strip club on my block is shut down from the SF landslide. Thank god there's another 5 just down the street!

[cuddlysheep]

poor turtle . =*(, that one after that turtle is pretty sad also. got the stamp of approval.does that mean that its good quality road kill?

[lil brown brother]

so what was last night's Lost about?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i don't know, but apparently, it is a SHOCKER!

[cheapmuthafukr]

you know... my problem with "the shocker" is that to really do it right, and make sure the girl is enjoing herself, you really need to use both hands.

its teaching the youth of today improper anal play.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

double shocker?!

[superdupersang]

this is what happens when ddml works for you.

http://www.rootfilm.com/TNG.htm

[lil brown brother]

how bout an "office" meetup? i know where the office is at..... i think

[doctorgnar]

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[denimdestroyedmylife]

how about this rain?

cooling it down, eh?

yep

saw a slug on the sidewalk