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there is a disgusting fat, hairy pendejo that sits in the first row in class and plays *warcraft* or some shit like that. he alternates taking notes and playing warcraft. He is like 35 and wears a nylon fannypack with a stuffed donkey keychain hanging off of it. I wish he would implode, because his gross hairy hands are in my visual radius when I'm taking notes.

Why implode? If he explodes you can have his hair and flesh all over you.

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What is point of getting T-Pain to sing a hook in your song? Doesn't everyone sound pretty much the same through a vocoder or autotune or whatever? I assume you have to pay him a lot of money whereas a nobody can bring the same effect with the same equipment for virtually no money. Is it because he looks like a cool guy to have in your video?

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What is point of getting T-Pain to sing a hook in your song? Doesn't everyone sound pretty much the same through a vocoder or autotune or whatever? I assume you have to pay him a lot of money whereas a nobody can bring the same effect with the same equipment for virtually no money. Is it because he looks like a cool guy to have in your video?

People hear T Pain and want to get low like Flo Rida.

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Why does subway bread get all weird and crusty when the put it in the hyper-oven? It's really annoying and not like normal baked bread.

In a related note, i smell like subway :(

It was worth it (subway melt concept)

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That movie seems pretty good. I wonder if it was better than my favorite softcore porno from 8th or 9th grade, A Midsummer Night's Cream

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Maury is such an asshole. Dude is worse than Jerry Springer.

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dude when I saw this shit. I was just thinking to myself... damn, they actually like fucking took it to where dude was like shivering in corner and crap sobbing/crying

it's all for the TV ratings man

did you know Flo Rida is from Florida?

FLO RIDA

FLORIDA

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I just found that shit out from an ad on myspace

I've never made the connection before

edit- yo about the maury, have you seen the one where they make the girl that's afraid of pickles go to a pickle factory

or the one where they make the guy afraid of peaches like run into the audience screaming and shit

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fuck dmx is dope

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Complex: You wanted to be a criminal?

DMX: I wanted to be the best criminal in the world. At 14, I was drawing up plans just to rob the local grocery store. Serious bank shit. Like, “All right, you go around this way. The exit’s here. We’re gonna come around here. Two people.â€

Complex: You stay in the news for your on-road antics. What’s the fastest you’ve ever driven?

DMX: 150. It was in L.A.

Complex: I’m guessing you got away that time?

DMX: Yeah, I got away. You ain’t see me on the news, right? You got to get away before the bird get there. Once the helicopter gets there, you’re fucked. Valet was standing there, I was like, “Nah, I got it.†Drove it right into the parking lot, underground parking lot. Get that shit off the street.

Complex: Have you ever been with a groupie?

DMX: Is that a serious question? With as many baby mothers as I got, what do you think? What is a groupie? What do you call a groupie?

Complex: Well, where there any memorable ones?

DMX: Yeah, there was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass, man. I remember that bitch. She had a big ass, too

Complex: Interesting. Maybe she…

DMX: Nah, there was shit. Paper’s supposed to be the last thing in toilet. Paper goes on top of the shit. So I saw shit and no paper.

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