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[Carl]

how sexy cheap really is, so she set out on a quest to toss his salad but on her travels she encountered...

[Guest DUM]

his salad had little crunchy bits, which she didn't like..so she turned put her tongue back in her mouth and turned around. She was greeted by floppy tits..she looked up and saw

[will_i_am]

roast beef vaginA, slightly cinged from....CARL'S BURGERS

[Guest DUM]

the pungent aroma of starch and febreze told her the vagina belonged to...

[xcoldricex]

minya. (10chars)

[Guest DUM]

Minya and That Emotionally Distraught Lady Carl Bothered were both surprised when a masked man busted through the window, pointed a gun at them and said "reach for the sky honkey". To which they replied...

[renski]

ill shit on you if wont shoot me but

[Servo2000]

"What the tits!" the masked man cried, as

[Ahlvahroe]

i woke up and thought what a weird dream i just had, then

[canice]

rolled over to find next to me the sleeping form of...

[xcoldricex]

fade to black. who is

because.....

[chris]

he only fucked hookers from beijing (or wherever), and sadly, contracted an unfortunate case of...

[red]

minya. (10chars)

........................

[Begåvningsreserven]

red (Red's spit?) spots on his prick...

[jpgm]

which burnt like hell. ooooh, did they burn.

[junglejane]

they burned but, seeing as red polka dots are the new paisley, he eagerly took some pictures and uploaded them to waywt in hopes of making a dramatic but exciting comeback.

[Kodak]

He did and and everyone was on his dick to find out where they could get them from. Soon they became the new Diors...

[jpgm]

and thousands of hipsters were soon buying VD online.

[Begåvningsreserven]

With the vast amounts of money he made from selling vd's online he hired the A-team to travel to Italy and dig up Massimo Osti's body so he could harvest the skin of the carcass and construct the most exclusive leather jacket ever known to mankind

[Servo2000]

but first he buried the leather in the desert for six months while he hunted down the hair of the founders of Carpe Diem so as to use their hair for stitching

[red]

then an oversized newspaper destroys everything in existence.

the end.

[jpgm]

red....you leave some questions unanswered.

what sort of paper was it?

was it an english tabloid with busty whores on page 3?

how did it destroy everything? the way paper destroys 'trusty old rock' in a game of rock paper scissors....?

or the way curry and beer can make your seemingly innocent ass destroy a toilet, forcing the evacuation of the entire restaurant?

i really with you would be more clear sometimes.

[red]

AND THEN THEY MULTIPLIED AND TOOK OVER ZA VERLDZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

jfhjfdhf

[Guest Mayhem]

And Then They Multiplied And Took Over Za Verldzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!

haz-zah!

[Guest RUKUS]

And Then They Multiplied And Took Over Za Verldzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!! And Zen Ze Uniberse!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr fluffernutter]

Turn and face the strain, ch-ch-ch-changes...

[Pandemonium]

which was what was playing on the radio, but the universe didn't really care and thus this caused ftb to become...

[Guest jmatsu]

i woke up and thought what a weird dream i just had, then

i realized that i was just another fag in supertrash. the end.

[wEstSidE]

so i put on the oversized newspaper (HOBO FASHUNZ) n went 2 bed in my cardbored boxx!!!