Continue the story.

[pourhomme]

Feeling bored here.

I'll start with a sentence and hope you guys will make it a story.

Here goes...

I walked down the streets of NYC one day...

[greentea]

and found your self feeling hungry..

[pourhomme]

And the first burger joint you saw in front of you was Carls Jr.

but you were bloody broke.

[doctorgnar]

there's no carl's in nyc - how about white castle?

[damnIam]

But you wanted Carls, so you built one.

[doctorgnar]

but white castle has chicken rings. yeah. chicken RINGS.

[pourhomme]

there's no carl's in nyc - how about white castle?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE THE STORY NOT BREAK IT?!

Anyhow, he built carls with the money he stole from the president's office....

[showbiz00ditc]

and oddly enough the president helped him build the carls

[pourhomme]

But one week after osama strikes again, this time on Carls in NYC.

[damnIam]

So, although slightly cinched, the Carls Burgers were put on sale for half price. So he bought two instead of one and fed it to his pet.....

[pourhomme]

His pet dog vomited both the burgers out while having sex 10 mins aft it ate em and...

[tangerine]

...crapped on the rug. It was a nice Persian rug and it pulled the whole room together.

[greentea]

feeling like crap he decided to leave nyc and headed on a one way flight to san francisco..

[pourhomme]

At San Francisco, he couldn't find a place to stay and so....

[greentea]

he called kiya if he could sleep inside self edge shop for a night or two only if he helps sweeps the floor ..

[thelion1856]

kiya told him hell no, so he camped outside the store waiting to be the first person to buy the Self Edge X Iron Heart denim one month in advance, where a second superfuturian camped out behind him to be the second...

[keri]

the second was holding a large pine apple and proceeded to...

[red]

then an oversized newspaper destroys everything in existence.

the end.

[keri]

what about the PINEAPPLE

[thelion1856]

the second guy in line asks the first guy if he will trade a pineapple for his spot in line....

[keri]

the first guy says you must stick it up the owner's ass to get my spot.

[toufu]

so the pineapple goes up his ass

[Guest DUM]

which is good because the hamster was getting hungry

[tangerine]

because it had been on the wheel for 40 days and 40 nights, and had just heard a voice saying

[junglejane]

I Want Your Buttseks....

[mike lowrey]

after the woman in the car accident hadn't agreed to it

[pourhomme]

after agreeing, she had another car accident down the street.

[Servo2000]

caused by Asterix

[thelion1856]

so she tryed to flag down carl again but to no avail, the next day as she happened to be surfing youtube she discovered the video of her that carl had filmed and asked herself "what the hell does waywt mean?" so then she....

[cheapmuthafukr]

finished masturbating to carl and searched for "waywt", which led het to superfuture. once there she discovered....