Superfreestyle

[destructodisk]

look who it is

onemancult

son you a dolt

thinkin you can come in here and stunt

quit sayin cunt

that shit's offensive

no need to get so defensive

when tested

by my superior rhymes

you know you'll be bested

bronze medal at best, kid

this is all written in under 2 minutes

which is a bigger value than ya measured dick is

[onemancult]

quit saying a word that you used against me before?

your battles is all stale like used and abused whores.

you can't even contest that youve run out of steam

and just like the honorable doctor i have a dream

one day, me and mine celebrating the life

an end to the strife

imagine that, a couple of kids and a wife

no need to check threads and knock heads

no more need to use my words as a weapon

no more thoughts about disk half steppin

dude you couldnt come correct if you tried

one man cult? the future is all mine.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i wear basketball jerseys so don't try and play me

how about a cuppa tea like im airjamie

am i too old? is your forehead too cold?

your large cap growth cap was sold

too soon you better rocket to the moon

and bring a mirror to the surface

its fine and powdery on purpose

to get spacemen high in space

you can't hear em scream in your face

when you leave the toilet seat up

so the dogs drink from it YUCK!

you sick fucks

the selvage jeans from uniqlo...

PERFECT!

[onemancult]

the d the i the d the d the y the d the i the d its diddy its diddy

[cheep]

destructo, listen little ho

i only rhyme bout what i know

so, thats smoking dro

fucking hos

and ay yo,

listen to the flow

like a dynamite slut

im bout to blow

im never going to hell

the devil wouldnt have me

what i do, i do so well

and trust its nothing fancy

im like the cat who killed nancy

or the lou reed song

and i never need to smoke weed out a bong

put it in a cig, its so strong

just two draw will get you along

and my nuber one love

when push comes to shove

is making you look like a fool

[ouss]

the d the i the d the d the y the d the i the d its diddy its diddy

whoaaaaaa

012346

[cheep]

and OMC... stop biting my diddy rhymes.... that shits not cool.

[cheep]

lemme spark it like a spliff

of that homegrown piff

use the lyrical gift

make the mind uplift

dont trip, ima get you higher

like capleton ima bring you more fire

fill you with joy like smoke fills the lung

words so melodic, even typed they sound sung

youre too young

youll never get this

witness the fitness

of this lyrical gymnest

flippng shit 360 like jason lee

have you beg for mercy, down on bended knee

and double d, omc

the only mc that come close to me

in the future, most living in the past

wonder how i come up with rhymes so fast

its cause im a poet, a writer, a lyrical beast

unable to stop, im ill to say the least

or sick like a chick that fucked an aids dick

even baldhead from gangstarr is like, damn he slick

[cuddlysheep]

yo yo let me bust a rap, niners win ugly

but a win is a win, im a ride out on my schwinn.

pz!!!

[Charged]

Give this thread to westside, nigga spits like kanye

When I walk up in the club all these bitches get up on me

Hoes know that my penis is bigger then they waist size

I rupture all their organs while i hit it from the backside.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I made myself laugh. I dont care what yall niggaz think

[cuddlysheep]

if yo peniz is bigger than yo waist side,

would you let chris put it in him inside?

would you let suckdick suck dat?

im sure youre a strappin young man

would you let me hold you tight?

no homo..

oh heavn for 7-eleven

pz!

Give this thread to westside, nigga spits like kanye

When I walk up in the club all these bitches get up on me

Hoes know that my penis is bigger then they waist size

I rupture all their organs while i hit it from the backside.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I made myself laugh. I dont care what yall niggaz think

[Charged]

if yo peniz is bigger than yo waist side,

would you let chris put it in him inside?

would you let suckdick suck dat?

im sure youre a strappin young man

would you let me hold you tight?

no homo..

oh heavn for 7-eleven

pz!

Aye babe dat gay shit was cute

But thats where it stops, now gimme yo loot.

Im a 6 foot 7 black guy and homo shit aint cool

You a 5'9 white guy, you got punked like a fool.

Uh uh yo.

I got raped in prison so gay sex is a touchy subject to me

One dude made me lay down and pulled an R kelly and pee'd

It tasted like fanta, it was hella good

but I got up and said NAH NIGGA NOT IN MY HOOD

Bitch got scared and i grabbed his penis and twisted

then I shoved my hand up his ass and fisted

nah I aint gay nigga so dont get it twisted

I told him "now lick my tip" so the bitch kissed it.

FUCK I FEEL GAY

[cheep]

so this is the gay battle now

ha

cuddly sheep fucking a cow

nah

charged a tall black man?

nope

more like a skinny white kid

who loves to drop the soap

and i saw the pics son, you look mad queer

even chris is like "dont let that faggot near"

with your hype sbs and cheap ass denim

cats in jail wouldnt run up in 'im

[Charged]

so this is the gay battle now

ha

cuddly sheep fucking a cow

nah

charged a tall black man?

nope

more like a skinny white kid

who loves to drop the soap

and i saw the pics son, you look mad queer

even chris is like "dont let that faggot near"

with your hype sbs and cheap ass denim

cats in jail wouldnt run up in 'im

Touche you flamin homo you tryin to tease us?

Look at yo ass, lookin like reincarnated jesus

Aint nobody wanna see yo ass up on here

Go back to studying the bible, armagheddon is near

Daz right, the end of the world is coming because my rhymes are hot fiya

Now bend over, and call me sire.

Aint no gay shit goin on here

I wanna try somethin new, let em get it in yo ear.

Uhh.. my hot flows that is. Put ya headphones on and hear that shit

[ChattyPuma]

What the fuck are Jimmy and Ralphie on?

This thread was like Halcyon

Picking up that superconductor speed

Still got my peeves but, y'all know how to jester

My skill is still growing, I just wanted to read

Then these two jokers come mud butt on the walls

We don't want your no homo, slide it under the stalls

Go back to eyeing us through the peep hole

If you haven't noticed, this is where big boys piss

You're Charged with one count of cuddlingsheep hole

Now go sit in the corner, maybe you'll learn how to diss

[Charged]

What the fuck are Jimmy and Ralphie on?

This thread was like Halcyon

Picking up that superconductor speed

Still got my peeves but, y'all know how to jester

My skill is still growing, I just wanted to read

Then these two jokers come mud butt on the walls

We don't want your no homo, slide it under the stalls

Go back to eyeing us through the peep hole

If you haven't noticed, this is where big boys piss

You're Charged with one count of cuddlingsheep hole

Now go sit in the corner, maybe you'll learn how to diss

Learn how to diss? Is that a joke nigga?

Here you go, here is my gun, now point it at yo head and pull tha fuckin trigga.

You think because I am white I cannot flow?

Just because I look like some Average Joe?

That aint the story pal, its actually more like this

I fucked your wife and hit her with the aids dick

Seriously, id get yourself checked.

[ChattyPuma]

I'd like to waste my time putting you in your place

but there's work and then lunch

it's not worth it anyhow, your shit's dissed grace

Stomach's empty, I'm through with you bunch

[cheep]

Touche you flamin homo you tryin to tease us?

Look at yo ass, lookin like reincarnated jesus

Aint nobody wanna see yo ass up on here

Go back to studying the bible, armagheddon is near

Daz right, the end of the world is coming because my rhymes are hot fiya

Now bend over, and call me sire.

Aint no gay shit goin on here

I wanna try somethin new, let em get it in yo ear.

Uhh.. my hot flows that is. Put ya headphones on and hear that shit

nah, ask your mom, im no tease

wether pussy or competition, i smash with ease

and comparing me to jesus? son please

jesus prays to me when hes on his knees

ive got the seven seals of heaven at the foot of my bed

got the power to make the nile run red

so step out the path unless you want my wrath

fire and brimstone for your final bath

[jayrock]

y'all just be rhymin' wit 4-letter-words

while I'm throwing out some shit ya aintneverheard

you stop at superfuture and take a glance

at all the mans pants and the jayrock dance

so come on everybody and clap some hands

'cause I got some plans for your girl's depants

don't trash each other, think of your mother

we need to recognize and give praise to a brotha

hip-hop is the life of the rhyme

we doing time inside our own trapped minds

life is rough on the world wide web

peoples gettin' rhymes stuck in their heads

we all just hear to have some fun

gotta submit reply 'cause now I'm done

[Charged]

nah, ask your mom, im no tease

wether pussy or competition, i smash with ease

and comparing me to jesus? son please

jesus prays to me when hes on his knees

ive got the seven seals of heaven at the foot of my bed

got the power to make the nile run red

so step out the path unless you want my wrath

fire and brimstone for your final bath

YOURE ONE OF THE WHITEST PEOPLE I KNOW

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS

[cheep]

shit, jayrock killed it

mixin shit up like cotton and sugar millet

wait, haha, i was reading my rhymes

jrs shit should be a damn crime

talking bout we just ryme with four letter words

and you cant bring a single thing i aint heard

how about some complex rhyme schemes

insted of just single sylibles

bring some real illables

youre weak, mad killable

you could only fuck with me in your dreams

[cheep]

YOURE ONE OF THE WHITEST PEOPLE I KNOW

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS

how are you so bad at this?

comin at me you must be a masochist

im no pessimist, but the future looks grim

you ekg flat like a fitted brim

damn, im so good a this

i dont even need to be hood with this

i can be the whitest white boy you ever seen

and still have real heads all on the peen

even make superhead scream

and i dont really even give a shit about the cream

thats why this is a free style

mad wild, i can go for miles

been thru many tribulations and trials

got mad love for my fam and my child

talk mad shit, but never defiled

im godly, like jesus, cal me yeshua

and oddly, i mean this, i bless you all

with these rhymes all the time

really on the daily

its just a workout for the mind

...fuck

[jayrock]

we all white boys up in this thread

like home-churned butter on country bread

so watcha gonna do about this demographic?

been 'round so long that we done past classic

we rock flannel shirts and a ripped-up jeans

be rubbin' elbows with them afro sheens

as long as you can rhyme and bring it clean

the color don't matter, yaknowwhatimean?

with just these words you can't tell the color

i could be a brother from another mother

the only time when you can see a difference

is wEsTSidE pOStiNG uP in THis BIZNATCH

[mizanation]

i know plenty of sick white emcees. tons of asian ones too. also met many a black dude who can't spit out of a paper bag.

[jayrock]

here we go again with the one-line non-rhymes

don't waste out time, 'cause that shit ain't fine

in this thread, is the preposition

for all the words that we be spittin'

you got to rhyme and you gotta have fun

because readin your shit ain't good for noone

this thread's about rhymes, beats, and breaks

so make an honest effort for chrissakes

you gotta think hard and concentrate

about all the words that you want to say

get angry, rhyme, stop being so calm

'cause now you're in the shit, like Vietnam

don't take this as a diss miznation

just trying to encourage some participation

[cheep]

now dont step to miz

cats in the biz

makes beats for the streets

and dope tracks for the kids

i mean, the man can see skills

wants my vocals so he can pay the bills

so im coming up to the durrty va

chill in the studio, blaze the hay

stay away from yay, i need concentration

for the task at hand, herb the mental lubrication

[Bona Drag]

charged on that playskool nigga/trigga shit

you gonna drop that then say cats ain't legit?

lines straight outta that rap starter kit

lemme guess cuz you black you think whatever you spit

is like automatic top five radio hit

got news for you son skin color mean zero

weak shit cut down like my name was toshiro

lie through a smile like i'm robert shapiro

got that big money gold marquee premier flow

heard it all before, white boys ain't street

fuck it when the last time you heard this kind of heat

you just sound like you stuck on repeat

tear your shit down like rome sacked crete

full arsenal my firepower complete

by land by air plus that battleship fleet

got you surrounded too late for retreat

napalm in the morning man it smell so sweet

charlie don't surf he just get his ass beat

[onemancult]

i light 25 cents of incense to set the mood

lets make sense of incest between you and your brood

if your rhymes are kids then you fucks with em dude

but please give them a rest cuz i'm tired of stale food

i need something to eat that feeds my need to accede a higher level

dope rhymes in halftime quicktime movies on the panel

digital doo doo stains on your face when i move my mental bowels

cats sit dipped in digested miracle whip, let me get y'all some towels

[cuddlysheep]

you mess wid miz, like a a self execution

hell put that half nelson on your kneck with a full on submission

so dont even try it,

talk dat shit, u best go queit.

on other note,im hungry imm get a salad.

pz!

[cheep]

what up bona, good to see ya made it back

you just saved this thread from becoming superwack

serious as a heart attack, im here with the skills you lack

while kids like charged are comin weak like muzak

whos black? not the illest rhymer in the future

when i attack, sew it up like a suture

catch much flack, get shit like manure

i just laugh it off

pass it off to azamov

thats willie ev, therapy

some other cats, lemme see

fuck it, yall not up on that

my view wide like a fat cap