Denim = Cockblock

[naturaljax]

so tonight, was watchin a movie, and the girl I was with decided to get a little friendly.

unfortunately, I had starcehd my jeans earlier that day, and they were stiff as a board, so it probably felt like she was touching a slab of cardboard.

so, in short, having nice jeans = cockblock of movie touching.

I got a chuckle out of this. Anyone else had a similar story?

[Servo2000]

Nope, but I'll keep this in mine. Just in case.

[mike lowrey]

haha thats pretty funny

[Tisswat]

Let's face it.. your jeans were probably the reason for her being frisky in the first place.

[ruprecht]

when your jeans are stiffer than your wanger, you know you're taking this denim shit too seriously.

[mizanation]

i don't starch anymore.

[mike lowrey]

which, jeans or..?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

hahaha! naturally starched fly placket w/ button-fly atari

blech!

[JesseJB]

if she did start doing some 'hand rubbing' for a while, I wonder what kind of fading that would cause?

[englandmj7]

^^^ hmmmmm......dick-shaped honeycombing

[tweeds]

+1 to the denim non-starching league

[werdtoyourmoms]

you get 1 month extra fading (and some freshness points) if you have sex with your denim halfway on.

[naturaljax]

^^^ hmmmmm......dick-shaped honeycombing

LOL!

picture a cellphone fade, but dick shaped.

[mike lowrey]

so basically it looks like you've had a dick in your pocket? awesome

[masuerte]

The girls I know actually like touching the stiff denim at first... then they frown and comment on how hard/heavy it must be.... Whutev's I chalk it up to being a man thing.

[naturaljax]

next time I'll just take my pants off, whatev.

;]

[beefcake]

dont do it, you'll feel bad during the act cause your jeans dont get any wear