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assuming you're a girl you should know...

go for something black and hot or yellow or red or baby blue or like those g strings that are made just out of 1 string or go for victoria's secret something. bestest idea wear nothing at all

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a) culture is a guy

B) the whole "heheheh a girl on the internet?? I'm a desperate lonely teenager I'm gonna tell her to get naked/ask for pictures/etc." schtick is extremely tired. Cut it out.

To answer your question, culture -- do you have enough time to check Holt Renfrew or the Bay? I'm not sure what they'll have available, or if it will be outrageously priced, but I picked up some sporty black trunks with a little embroidered all-over skull print from Ralph Lauren (!) in the US a while ago. I doubt they'll have the identical item but they might have something similar.

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Dude, guys don't need stuff that makes their ass/breasts look great/compliments their hair colour......just go to friggin' Nordstrom Rack/TJ Maxx/Mervyn's/JC Penney and buy some simple one colour (i.e. non Hawaiian-print Billabong's) shorts. No girl ever got with a guy because she liked how his swimsuit looked. If you spend more than $25 on some swim trunks you are wasting your money!!!!

:)

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Wear something tight and short. Im serious. People will treat you like royalty. And guys will totally leave you alone. And women are so much easier to start conversations with.

You might not get anywhere with them... but its all about planting that seed... coming in through the back door.

People will let you do anything if they dont know how to react.

And a speedo, my friend, is power.

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i have a couple pairs of Zegna Sport bathing suits that I am really happy with, they are quite short which I like but not terribly tight (which would make me uncomfortable) they are about 150ish USD which isn't cheap but outside of AA it's hard to find short bathing suits in the US at least. Just don't get some dumb boardshorts please

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