superconfessional

[dave023]

im offically a victim of domestic assault. got pics to prove it too.... wanna see?

yeah man!!

[keri]

im offically a victim of domestic assault. got pics to prove it too.... wanna see?

of course we want pics!

[keri]

i do that too...

i used to call it my "50%" rule-----i'd tell her i paid half of what i actually did.

but now it's my "25%" rule

I do that with Erik, especially when I buy for him, he cant stand it if I buy him $$$$ clothes.

[cheapmuthafukr]

the result of a wine glass breaking on my face.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

daaaaaamn!

you look so sad, CMF. 1000 yard stare.

i hate to say it, but i am sure you deserved it.

you drive a red pickup? i did that for about 11 years.

ouch.

[keri]

wth??? how did this happen?

[greentea]

hey,what that girl do to you man,

[cheapmuthafukr]

i was just talking to this girl i went to high school with when hte ex came up and broke her glass on my face. blood everywhere. then after i left she came to the girls house and broke out the window, came in and attacked me, and bit my wrist so hard my hand is numb

i was just trying to mind my own buisness. i didnt do anything but talk to this girl.

[Kodak]

That chick is crazy.

[darkanimal]

That's badass CMF, girls dig scars and bloods and shit, at least something to get out from your mishap. One time my foot was bleeding for kicking the punching bag, this girl came to me and said it's the sexiest thing she saw.

[greentea]

i was just talking to this girl i went to high school with when hte ex came up and broke her glass on my face. blood everywhere. then after i left she came to the girls house and broke out the window, came in and attacked me, and bit my wrist so hard my hand is numb

i was just trying to mind my own buisness. i didnt do anything but talk to this girl.

well first i got to ask,were you drunk and do you remenber what you said to the girl? cause they both flipped out.

[cheapmuthafukr]

its kinda funny... for a minuite i was the coolest guy at the club. some band from brooklyn was there and weere just in awe. then i grabbed one of the guys skateboards, blood running down my face, and strated fucking around on it. amazing scene. got blood on my favorite tee... my chateau roux soho towers... fuck it tho...

[Chicken]

cmf, that's some fucked up shit, yo.

[greentea]

That's badass CMF, girls dig scars and bloods and shit, at least something to get out from your mishap. One time my foot was bleeding for kicking the punching bag, this girl came to me and said it's the sexiest thing she saw.

sounds like an agnostic front fan.

[cheapmuthafukr]

well first i got to ask,were you drunk and do you remenber what you said to the girl? cause they both flipped out.

i didnt say anything. the only one who flipped out was my ex. she did all of that. i was seriously just sitting in the corner talking to this girl... maybe had my arm on the top of the booth around her, but not even touching her. then im fucking bleeding all over myself.

[keri]

Then the next question: Why did you feel the need to go somewhere your jealous ex was? Or stay there? Cause my ass would leave just to avoid messy situations.

[cheapmuthafukr]

i was already there and she showed up. after that happened i left pretty quick. she came to where i was both times. she told me she was staying home with our daughter, but i guess she got a babysitter so she could go out and fuck with me.

[Kodak]

Cheap you have the worst luck.

[cheapmuthafukr]

i dont know. im not hurt bad. i have a new scar and a crazy story. i do have to replace that shirt tho, and i cant afford to.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this should be a new thread: the evolution of CMF's face, Before and After pics

[cheapmuthafukr]

^^keep talking like that and ill have to come up to philly to start one on ddmls face

[snugglepony]

i do have to replace that shirt tho, and i cant afford to.

fuck that. email the chateau roux guys and tell them the story (with pics).

or - even better - mail them back the bloody t-shirt with a handwritten account of the evening and ask for a new one...

[keri]

so is this ex #1 or ex #2?

[englandmj7]

The question should be: Is this the one w/ the supertight poon?

........cause that might explain the 'uptightness'....

:eek:

[cheapmuthafukr]

ex#2... NO SUPERTIGHT POON. shes just crazy. she tries this shit again and shes spending some time in jail. no bullshit.... one mean look from her and its over.

[dave023]

the result of a wine glass breaking on my face.

You could have smiled when taking this pic man!!!!smile, it's for sf....

[red]

im 16. people must think im older if they think im in the military. i guess my opinion is no longer valued.

[will_i_am]

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[denimdestroyedmylife]

im 16. people must think im older if they think im in the military. i guess my opinion is no longer valued.

i thought you were 8?

oh wait, okinawa is another time zone and you are part rottweiler, so yeah, 16 sounds about right...

[almondcrush]

red your new avatar is hot fire

which i'm sure will produce some delicious roasted seeds