superconfessional

[sybaritical]

claim to fame/confession.

I dated the first girl to say cunt on British TV.

She was being interviewed about her sexuality for a 'daring' late night talk show discussing sex and when asked what she called her vagina, she got liberal with her vocabulary. everyone was so tight about it back then it caused uproar. Made the national papers and got her fired from her job the next day.

[ayn]

Our little yorkie was attacked and killed Sunday by a bigger dog.

I haven't been able to sleep since.

I sometimes think about the different ways I would torture that dog that killed our baby to death, right in front of the owner...

so he would watch his dog die like we did.

[ProfMonnitoff]

claim to fame/confession.

I dated the first girl to say cunt on British TV.

She was being interviewed about her sexuality for a 'daring' late night talk show discussing sex and when asked what she called her vagina, she got liberal with her vocabulary. everyone was so tight about it back then it caused uproar. Made the national papers and got her fired from her job the next day.

now you got me jealous

[hamham3001]

sorry to hear that ayn...

can't u do something about the incident, take actions to the owner of the bigdog?

[alex_844]

Our little yorkie was attacked and killed Sunday by a bigger dog.

I haven't been able to sleep since.

I sometimes think about the different ways I would torture that dog that killed our baby to death, right in front of the owner...

so he would watch his dog die like we did.

its gross that you would think about torturing the dog that killed yours. you think that dog is at fault in any way? its an animal. it has instincts. try torturing its owner, thats who is at fault here. any asshole that is not keeping animal that is capable of that on lead and under control is a fucking idiot.

[Anton]

Anton,

I even thought of that one, but I was trying to take it in a linear fashion.

Kitties are cute.

[DaBestSpoona]

I love korean fried chicken and cant stop eating it

[Renny]

Our little yorkie was attacked and killed Sunday by a bigger dog.

I haven't been able to sleep since.

I sometimes think about the different ways I would torture that dog that killed our baby to death, right in front of the owner...

so he would watch his dog die like we did.

My little dog also got attacked the same way once....bitten in the neck and flung around....tt motherfuckin dog....lucky he didnt die...almost thought he was gonna to...went straight to the owner and fucked the hell out of them...only got medical compensation in the end:mad: sorry for your loss

[jl3969]

see, dogs do this shit on their own. and they lockin up mike vick for puttin some money on nature.

crackers.

[Caps Lock]

I noticed my sister has been gaining a substantial amount of weight in the past few months. I tell her to cut the junk food and excess meals but she has no drive to play any sports anymore. My mum says its up to her to drop the pounds and not outside people but I find that utter bullshit.

[Guest DUM]

I even thought of that one, but I was trying to take it in a linear fashion.

Kitties are cute.

I was going for PUSSY. PEDESTAL. STOP.

Andrew, I suggest beating the shit out of the owner...that's what I would do.

[mr fluffernutter]

I noticed my sister has been gaining a substantial amount of weight in the past few months. I tell her to cut the junk food and excess meals but she has no drive to play any sports anymore. My mum says its up to her to drop the pounds and not outside people but I find that utter bullshit.

she's pregnant

[Caps Lock]

Nah, shes just lazy and discovered text messanging.

[DaBestSpoona]

I noticed my sister has been gaining a substantial amount of weight in the past few months. I tell her to cut the junk food and excess meals but she has no drive to play any sports anymore. My mum says its up to her to drop the pounds and not outside people but I find that utter bullshit.

some people just refuse to take advice.

[mr fluffernutter]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHT ADVICE?

SHE'S PREGNANT

YOU'RE BEING SO lNSENSITIVE

[Egpt]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHT ADVICE?

SHE'S PREGNANT

YOU'RE BEING SO lNSENSITIVE

why u putting my son on blast like that ?

[Guest supernoob]

why u putting my son on blast like that ?

lol i thnk she pregnant 2 2bh thnk about it mayne.

[mr fluffernutter]

why u putting my son on blast like that ?

u on blast 2 so wash out!

[BARB1E]

I wore my shirt inside out.

People told me that I was wearing my shirt inside out.

But I told them, "Silly, its the NEW design".

I popped my collar and walked away

[GiZMO]

They wear polos with collars popped and trucker hats in Korea.

[Corbin Law]

i go to drop off my history book at my friends house. and i notice his windows open, and something brown is shaking next to the window. i realize that hes masturbating and he left his window open. but its too late to turn back now cause his parents downstairs have already noticed me aproaching the door and come to greet me. and i just leave the book iwth them, and he comes rushing downstairs huge erection that hes attempting to conceal and i leave before i get the parental reaction. but i just laughed my ass off and apologized and im sure he knew what for.

[BARB1E]

Its been only an hour since I woke up

n my friend calls to eat

but I really don't feel like going out RIGHT NOW.

maybe couple of hours later, when I'm more awake.

[BARB1E]

I feel guilty because

I just ordered pizza.

[Guest supernoob]

I feel guilty because

I just ordered pizza.

NOT AGAIN

PEARLCNECKLACE 2????? REVENGE???

[BARB1E]

porque?

I don't do replacements.

et je suis coreen.

.

elfin.

.

[sidneylo]

:|

elfin.

[Darkadious]

that gif in the ugly thread caught me off gaurd and i'm slightly disgusted

[countach!]

Nah, shes just lazy and discovered text messanging.

the solution is simple.

I did this with my brother: One day, walk into the room they're in, casually sit down, and only refer to them as "fat ass."

I know it sounds mean, but it worked. My brother got so fed up with my insults about his weight gain that he started running and excercising. After a couple weeks, change was plainly visible and it all worked out.

See alot of fat people really don't see themselves as all that fat. You gotta force them to reckon with it.

[countach!]

I wanted to ask what happened to that guys fucking hands and feet in the ugly thread, but the asian girl montage made me forget about that and feel a little sad deep down inside.

[Leonard Leroy]

Feel like i'm living a double life sometimes.