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1. my roommate kissed natalie portman, or rather she kissed him. twice. he's also a member on this board

2. the boots i just bought from chris are the most expensive shoes i own now.

2b. not by a lot

2c. i need to stop spending money

Wow that guy must be such a baddass. +REP lol...

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i met my girlfriends friends last night, all of them liked me pretty much, but one of her best friends was some crank dat-dancin, abercrombie-wearin and eyeliner-rockin dude who i just couldnt really stand and who pretty much just cockblocked me all night

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god dammit it NY times magazine. you're a completely great publication, but everytime i open you, and get to the "Funny Pages" section, im thoroughly depressed cause your "comics" are usually satiric, but mostly overbearingly depressing. FUCK YOU NY TIMES MAGAZINE FUNNY PAGES, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. MOTHERFUCKER.

thats kinda a confession.

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aaaaaaaa FCUK YOU WEST COUNTY CONTRA COSTA TIMES! QUIT FUCKING CALLING ME!!!

AND FUCK YOU 866-428-4687! STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!!

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Call back and make the lady on the other end fear for her life.

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but the 866 number is one of those automated dialers... no use. lol. i have to chagne my phone and most likely my service anyway.. contract expired jan 15, 2007... blast!

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i broke his heart.

saw him with his new girlfriend.

now i want him back only because i know i can't.

i'm addicted to superfuture.

i'm e-crushing on a few members lol.

Now you have to say who...if its cheep, we don't care just make someone else up.
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i confess:

i own Myths of the Near Future

does that make me a bad person?

pearlnecklace, save yourself. ive been here since april.. look at my post count.

run!

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credit to breams

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My dog won't shut the fuck up because this german girl came over (my age) looking for my mom so they could walk ther dogs together. My moms not home and I am definitely too lazy to take my dog for a walk.

The girl's ugly and married, no I shouldnt have fucked her.

I also just ate a shitload of mini-oreos.

I own Myths of The Near Future. It's in my car CD player right now.

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My dog won't shut the fuck up because this german girl came over (my age) looking for my mom so they could walk ther dogs together. My moms not home and I am definitely too lazy to take my dog for a walk.

The girl's ugly and married, no I shouldnt have fucked her.

I also just ate a shitload of mini-oreos.

I own Myths of The Near Future. It's in my car CD player right now.

u should have fucked her

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i think i have an e-crush on pearlnecklace

dude, stay away from her, me and her go way back and she just said she wanted me back.

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