your first bj saved your life

[Bryce Lewis]

I was 16, she was 15. Went to her house and we messed around until like 2 am. Finally gave me a bj and I ended up home at 4am and my mom was tripping. She almost called the cops to report me missing. Like 27 missed calls or something. I spent two days processing how good it felt.

[Kregg]

Heard that a good way to get bj"s from chicks is to say you don't like them.

Some will take that as a challenge assuming that you've never had a good one, and some will want to marry you.

Also, "I've never came from a blowjob before". They always want to be the first.

[jayrock]

Actually you just lie and say "I've never gotten off from just a BJ before"

challenge accepted

edit: whoops the mobile site took me to page 2. wp kregg, wp.

Edited August 22, 2012 by jayrock