who here is drunk?

[cord13]

I am. my birthday was a couple days ago, and my friend s brought me a half gallon of buffalo trace. fucking taking bottle pulls of whiskey is a bit rough,

[redX]

bought a 5 liter keg a month ago and it was just sitting around waiting to be opened for the right occasion. had it chilled in the fridge and tonight me and my girl wanted to drink it (most of it) but the beer had turned bad -.-

thank god i still have some regular bottled beer in the fridge

[cuddlysheep]

pre drinking at work w/ coworkers for boss b-day. everybody is f*kd up and were going to miss reservation dinner..but looking around i dont think anybody gives a flying f*k lol. cheers happy friday!

[Nov Spur]

Having a relaxing scotch or six and lamenting the fact that Mel Gibson has ruined his image to the extent that he can't star in Mad Max 4. May even cross post this in 1st World Problems. What an awesome Friday.

[kvc06]

brah i go hoes lke a young ass bitch

[kvc06]

shit dude un si fychub drybj kik giky sgut god damn

[scientifick]

lost a lot of money playing cards

drank

and then drank

and then

i ate my roommates leftover pizza. even a few of the crusts homie left in the box (superconfessional concept)

who leaves fucking crust in the box tho

[squirtlepk]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Grandin]

Still up. Still very drunk. Bad move.

[bitchesbrew]

I was running home from a party while chugging jack and singing a long to music from Hedi Slimane's runway shows. Woke up in a hospital with a fucked up chin.

[kvc06]

shit dude un si fychub drybj kik giky sgut god damn

lmao damn,

well I'm alive.

[Denpatou]

here's to the drunk clothes hanging process lol

and uh, i think i pulled the bitch my friend was hitting on on accident

i think her friend is down for a threesome :}

[deleted20333]

yeahh hhhhh!!R

[halomunkey]

im so lonely

[halomunkey]

Dknk54knXRo

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HAHA

T_T

[wrong_move]

Was makin out with sum girl n things were going well until she told me she had a boyfriend fack why do they lead you on ugghhhggg lol

[i wear shooes]

Was makin out with sum girl n things were going well until she told me she had a boyfriend fack why do they lead you on ugghhhggg lol

That should not stop you from tearing that ass up.

[Denpatou]

give her and her boyfriend something new to talk about:

unexplained vaginal tearing.

[scientifick]

That should not stop you from tearing that ass up.

just cause there's goalie doesn't mean you can't score concept

[Denpatou]

ran into a girl i've been wanting to fuck since middle school at a house party tonite

got that number, gonna trip molly with her on wednesday... pretty entirely sure will smash~

[mr fluffernutter]

i have a headache

[broneck]

crispy

[cheapmuthafukr]

[redX]

is colt filled into plastic botles?

[freecat]

drunnnnnnnnnnk

nah not yet

[Guest nowbaking]

not quite. did just go have beers for my buddy's 21st tho

[dranoelsy]

s o ~ t u r n t

kreayshawn was starin me down

shes w/e

if basedqueens was there itll be a diff story

[michaelttizzle]

iim not okfay right now

[evisu 2000]

I needa cigarette

[lawless]

uper spport drunkk as fuckkk