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god i wish i was capable of posting something in here when i got home last night

many bottles of cheap wine and many cans of budweiser and me trying to fuck some girl and then her twin walking in = aaaaaaaaaaaaawesome

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Shit...I was discovered my new favorite drink! I took some Absolut Vodka and mixed it with Orangina instead of orange juice...brilliant! nilly.gif

drank that out of the big bottle with my friends when i was in france

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I am fucing drunking drunk, I just had 4 double gin and tonis in short glasses*(gose down faster) and a shot of jd and a pilsner in all of under an hour(late Start) I feel lke shit, I need to gert dreunk more often.f I can usuaky handl bozee, but this was to fucking much in a short tuime. Crazy. I think Im gonna puke.

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i wanted to get drunk but couldnt. im ashamed of myself.

yeah now a days i save it for the weekend, unless i have day off during the week. =\

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its my birthday and im a bit drunk... came home and found that somehow im picking up a wireless signal... so im drunk smoking a bowl naked talking on SF... fuck... what has my life become...

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damn man happy bday, sounds like a party to me. you should try and call up a lady,come on over for some fun. and tape in on camera phone.

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damn man happy bday, sounds like a party to me. you should try and call up a lady,come on over for some fun. and tape in on camera phone.

cosign..or maybe go to asianthumbs.org

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Whisky sours...

bane of my Kentucky existence

Why do you have to be so good Wild Turkey, WHY!?!

And so cheap!

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Whisky sours...

bane of my Kentucky existence

Why do you have to be so good Wild Turkey, WHY!?!

And so cheap!

If whisky was an ocean

and I was a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

and never come up

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Still drunk right now at 2pm after last night/this morning's run around town....

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so my friend got me a 25 ounce hef, and the later a 2 tall goblet of chimay blue. im tossed like a salad. that bastard. and its not even my bday its his. pulled that jedi mind tricks on me, using his skills in psychiatry fiedl on me. that moter fucker...sadsdsdadafafa

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It is 8:30 am and I am getting drunk at my desk. I am currently trying to type whilst crying on my keyboard and furiously masturbating.....another day, another dollar.

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