Addressing summer swamp ass/crotch

[Aquaphor]

Since some people are complaining about wearing raw jeans in the summer and getting swamp ass.... I'm just wondering what do you guys do to address this? Do you powder ur ass/crotch with gold bond or baby powder to absorb the sweat? Or what else can you do?

[red]

stick a deoderant stick up your ass?

[keri]

If you are like me, you dont sweat.

[greentea]

yeah me neither, i dont really sweat as much as some people..

[red]

in okinawa, youll sweat. even if you dont have pores or sweat glands. God will find a way to make you sweat here. i hate it.

[greentea]

grab a cold can of orion beer.

[keri]

we live in hot umid texas, over a week over a hundred with at least 70% humidity, if there's sweat to be had it's here!!! For some reason thoough, I dont sweat when outside hanging out, but I come insde to the ac, start working out and sweat my hypothetical balls off, so i guess I have to be exerting myself to sweat...

anyway, you can fight swamp crotch affecting your drys by hanging them on the front porch every night, maybe a spritz of febreeze.

[will_i_am]

holly shit i sweatyed so much wlaking to a fucking diner tobnight. my fucn right legs huts from the starach onmy honeycomb .

no lie.

fuuuck south jersey wearther.

we need a drunk thread.

[red]

we should make a super AA just for will.

[cheep]

bump... yeah.

[the_state]

nyc summers are that killer. i use shower to shower on my junk before i leave in the morning. if the swamp arse gets bad i'll pop into a restroom and just give a few good wipes to dry things up.

yeah, i'm disgusting and have no shame.

[cheep]

fuck... i dont even care. ill walk around drenched in sweat.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

gotta keep things humid in the pants so that the flowers blossom

you know?!

[dunkin deeznuts]

2 words

GOLD BOND

[joey_formal]

cheep you get some of the worst of it down in FL, i cant imagine all summer down there, DC and Philly get bad enough

[rome1]

^^yo nutz GB wears off just deal with the sweaty balls, feels special like you pee'd out your ass.

[jayrock]

I drop trow, lay on my back, spread eagle, and point the fan directly at my ass

I do this about three times a day

Exhilarating

Add some Gold Bond to this equation and it feels like 10,000 little ice fairies tickling your balls

[hollaforadolla]

cheep you get some of the worst of it down in FL, i cant imagine all summer down there, DC and Philly get bad enough

im moving to miami..

[broneck]

just cup some talcum powder in your hand and toss it freely upwards towards your balls, choda and asshole/crack. should keep shit in check for a while. reapply as necessary.

[upandcoming]

shorts

duh...

[keagan]

Don't go outside?

[lestat]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=163184&catid=9353&trx=GFI-0-RVP-10784&trxp1=9353&trxp2=163184&trxp3=1&trxp4=2&btrx=BUY-GFI-0-RVP-10784

[dino might]

no underwears like me teheheheheheeheh

[mellowbonsai]

no underwears like me teheheheheheeheh

Going commando also helps you get the sick crotch fades.

[sidneylo]

2 words

GOLD BOND

This shit saves lives.

[Guest Airjamie]

Alot of people probably remember my like three week no shower period at the beginning of the summer. I got some pretty gnarly swampcrotch dude my balls smelled like a retirement home. One day after i smoked i was all...uuuuuuuh maybe its shower time or something. I ended up just spraying febreeze on my crotchular area.

[dino might]

Going commando also helps you get the sick crotch fades.

if anything id say it might actually inhibit crotch atari. gives nicer weiner fades though. lol, my fades are more contrasty on the side my weiner isnt

This shit saves lives.

hahahaha ;)

[dino might]

Going commando also helps you get the sick crotch fades.

if anything id say it might actually inhibit crotch atari. gives nicer weiner fades though. lol, my fades are more contrasty on the side my weiner isnt

This shit saves lives.

hahahaha ;)

[kauflust]

vodka is the new febreeze

[n0torious]

I can't skate in shorts so I just take swamp ass as part of the territory Plus it's not nearly as hot in Texas this year as it is normally.