Someone buy these damn dior jorts (or my bike, or both)

[ty.stein]

In an effort to own the perfects jorts I blew a bunch of cash on these, had them taken in at the waist, etc. I hate looking at them because they just don't fit me and that's how its going to be. Someone toss me an offer, I'll probably take it. I paid $110 for them here about a year ago.

Waist is about 30.5-31

drop is 9 from top of zipper to crotch hem.

full length of side is 16

(inches)

here's the porn (disclaimer: tag got taken off during altering. these are still legit, and also more mysterious now ) here's the backstory http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=222498

Also i've got this here bike. it's nice, and i'm also just trying to get it out of my life. if you're in the tristate I can deliver. I live in philly, but jersey/nyc/delaware is all good if we find a compromise. If you're at all interested send a pm and i'll give you the dirt. this doesn't matter. no one's buying this thing on this forum anyway. $175ish

let's look at the jorts again, aren't they fine? very punk, very chic!

[unif]

These bastards again. tempted. hmmm

[darkknight]

lol. would probably look hot if they were below knee cropped length with all the loose threads. but that's too short man.