NEWS FLASH! SCIENTIFIC STAE OF THE ART DENIM RESERCH INSIDE!

[cheapmuthafukr]

SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY FOUND THE FOLLOWING TO BE TRUE

-JEANS AND WATER, LONG THOUGHT TO BE A DANGEROUS COMBINATION, CAN CO-EXIST PEACEFULLY.

-INDIGO FADESNO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHORT OF NOT WEARING YOUR JEANS

-COTTON FIBERS STRETCH, BUT SEEM TO SHRINK WHEN THEY GET WET.

-WASHED JEANS, LONG THOUGHT TO BE A SEPRATE SPECIES, ARE ACTUALLY A LATER LIFE STAGE OF RAW JEANS.

-THEY ARE JUST JEANS, NOTHING MORE. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOU COOLER, SMARTER, SEXIER, ETC... THEY CAN MAKE YOU POOR THO.(KINDA LIKE A WOMAN...)

If you've lost your faith in superfuture, Oh the end won't be long

Because if it's gone for you then I too may lose it, And that would be wrong

I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling

Back into my bad old ways

And it chars my heart to always hear you calling

Calling for the good old days

Because there were no good old days

These are the good old days

[denimdestroyedmylife]

your jeans will fade if you don't wear them. time is funny like that. look what it does to mountains...

[chiggachu]

Got to love superfuture spelling. It's hard to take sarcasm seriously if you can't spell correctly...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ha ha! he said you can't spell!!!

cmf is hooked on phonics.

[blindlemonjefferson]

Hooked on monkey-phonics.

[cheapmuthafukr]

ok... so ill start spelling correctly.

whats worse tho? bad spelling or a question thats been asked a million fucking times?

If you've lost your faith in superfuture, Oh the end won't be long

Because if it's gone for you then I too may lose it, And that would be wrong

I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling

Back into my bad old ways

And it chars my heart to always hear you calling

Calling for the good old days

Because there were no good old days

These are the good old days

Edited by cheapmuthafukr on May 5, 2006 at 09:56 AM

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the end.

[asfberg]

it got asked again, but about acne jeans ...

they have to sticky something and make people read it once before their first posting

it's amazing how scared people are to wash their jeans

i bet this is a good topic for a pop-psychology paper/book/whatever

DENIM NEUROSES: From Starch to Hydrophobia and Back Again

[andewhall]

But.......are my Evisu's Fake?

http://photobucket.com/albums/y278/andewhall/

[denimdestroyedmylife]

they are so fake they are real again

[asfberg]

once you wash them they will be fake

unless you wash them CORRECTLY

[denimdestroyedmylife]

BUMP!!!

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[cheapmuthafukr]

bump

shit...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

stickied, guerilla style

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

Edited by denimdestroyedmylife on Jun 15, 2006 at 04:56 AM

Edited by denimdestroyedmylife on Jun 15, 2006 at 05:47 AM

[red]

minty

[cheapmuthafukr]

b u m p gjkkjkjggkgkjkjgkjg

[cheapmuthafukr]

bumpbumpbump

[mr fluffernutter]

This is on the back of the superfuture tees... right?

[cheapmuthafukr]

should be... maybe v.2

[mickawes]

Heres a real scientific fact:

The chemical used to color jeans (not pure indigo, but the synthetic stuff) actually makes cells degenerate and pretty much explode on the cellular level. However, it cant pass into the cells. What researchers have now found, is that if they coat a gold particle with it, it can pass into the cells and destroy it. They want to use this for cancer treatments.

In short, denim cures cancer.

[cheapmuthafukr]

indigo cures cancer... amazing

next up: not washing your jeans for long periods of time protects you from the aids virus... more at 11

[mr fluffernutter]

Denim: 2

Incurable diseases: 0