NSFW: Sufu, let's romance this lady

[ROYALEFATALE]

there's plenty of walkthroughs online for different endings

[billy.]

i'm in a club with her and her friend dancing.

trying to work the 3way

[billy.]

LET'S GO HAAAANH

[chchchip]

^ dont say you're down to swimming naked ariane will get pissed say youre down for swim suits and theyll still end up splitting one so theyre half nude. at least thats what happened to me.

[kuhhlowe]

dinner and rounds of martini, and this is how she treat me

and this is the sad story of my life..

[Cool Story Hansel]

shes a slag anyway

"hi nice dress"

"e=mc^2"

(kiss on the cheek)

(put on some jazz)

(kiss on the lips)

(kiss her neck)

[kuhhlowe]

Live sex act at the Cabaret, anyone?

[kuhhlowe]

i smashed 3 times on the date but no doggy style

here's sex in the jeep..

[redX]

looks like this girl has some PBJs? lawl

[redX]

Aiyo, how do u Romance in the hot tub??

tried truth and dare and always end up skinny dipping

backrub and drink wine, kiss then truth or dare and play around a little, alcohol is basically the key but don't overdo it or she'll finish the night alone

if you eat the steak beforehand you can have a lot more to drink

[timber]

uhh what happened?

[gfunkdocta]

here's sex in the jeep..

aiyo, how do u do this?

i only got

[ROYALEFATALE]

uhh what happened?

you followed her into the bathroom didn't you? HUGE mistake

[timber]

damn. that's always my main problem irl too.

[iGIT]

bitch is tough to crack. i get to see her naked and i get to feel her up but thats all.

[DrMoBueno]

romance

ROMANCE

[kuhhlowe]

aiyo, how do u do this?

i only got

PM'd youuu, it's actually just as easy.

[branespload]

Got her to play Parcheesi w/ me, jizzed my jawnz then signed off.

[gfunkdocta]

^ well played, good sir

post pics of said jawn, hi-res pics

[__3xL]

you mutherfuckers are straight fuckin weird ..

[DJ_Flame]

I got:

How to get head?

[ken shinoda]

everytime I almost nail her, the system jammed and wont work.

Fuck.

Im through with ariane.

Any other girls?

blonde, preferably.

[icandunkonu]

beat it and skeeted

[hellogoodbye]

[Stacks]

if you download the game from the main site and browse the images folder, the depth of the game becomes unnervingly apparent...

9 shitty sex gifs and 900 shitty leadup jpegs, a day in the life of the author must be fucking sad.

[DJ_Flame]

Haha

[kuhhlowe]

How to get head?

Give her 4 drinks then stop at the gas station and get gas (don't go inside) then go to lookout point.

I was going to post how to get her in the car, but my boyfriend (xchen) was like if you do it, you're going to get negged.. no one else will want to know..

I've gotten like five messages since.. baha

[billy.]

7:18:38 PM liwilliamil: u can fuck her friend tho

7:18:41 PM liwilliamil: instead of her

7:18:43 PM mightygully: hahahah

7:18:43 PM mightygully: dope

7:18:48 PM liwilliamil: shit is bullshit

7:18:55 PM liwilliamil: hoow is a nerd

7:18:59 PM liwilliamil: gonna not program

7:19:01 PM liwilliamil: the threeway

7:19:13 PM mightygully: right?

7:19:16 PM mightygully: wtf

[renski]

Give her 4 drinks then stop at the gas station and get gas (don't go inside) then go to lookout point.

I was going to post how to get her in the car, but my boyfriend (xchen) was like if you do it, you're going to get negged.. no one else will want to know..

I've gotten like five messages since.. baha

i smashed in car but afterwards was left..

[ken shinoda]