japanese fashion magazine height ads

[ilovefriedchicken]

not sure if this is the right thread for this...

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http://www.variousweb.jp/index.php&sl=auto&tl=en&history_state0=

does anyone know about this stuff or can translate well. ive see it in every single non-no and huge. i play lots of basketball and volleyball and would love to gain the +12cm they advertise and grow from 5'11'' to like 6'3''

doesnt seem like hgh that short people in the states are allowed to use. says ingredients consist of fish collagen, calcium, brewers yeast yada yada

stuff is quite expensive and apparently need to proxy this stuff.

[jeepster]

but then you won't be able to fit into DBSS

this product is deemed useless.

[sawn-off chef]

i am subscribing to this thread if it stays on track, need to cop height. so short :[

[skeetinmynose]

I always laugh at those ads in the mags. Do the surgery where they break your legs and attach pins.

There's also this weird ass therapy that costs like $30,000 to grow an inch: http://www.shincho-nobashi.jp/stretch/stretch1.html

[ilovefriedchicken]

copped dbss sneaks due to hype last yr

shits whatever

i would give up fashunz completely

and wear only adidas sweatpants

for the ability to dunk on a regulation 10ft rim

ncaa balla steez

[ilovefriedchicken]

so it isnt legit skeets?

but then whys it in so many japanese magazine??

argg fuck back to fashunz

im going to cop shit in the market to make me feels better

[PaperSt.]

Have you ever seen American magazines? Every other product is for or about weight loss, how many of those work?

[16steps]

/\ end of thread?

you really think something can make you taller? A baller? A girl who looks good, you would call her?

[mofonyx]

lol, this thread needs some biology.

anti-ageing meds also do not work, as proven by biogerontology research. So stay away from that expensive scam.

[shimshimhae]

i would love to copz 12 cm of height. then i'd be normal, not shortzz