geller joseph, visvim e-cat, CP sz45

[sawyer]

err'thing traded thanks for looking

[sawyer]

[sawyer]

A dog goes into a bar, he is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, 'Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?' The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, 'Don't you have a sense of humour, deafy?'

At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today its a one-eyed dog, yesterday it was a horse with rickets, the day before, ants.

He lives above the bar in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station.

He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

[sawyer]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

[sawyer]

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam

<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

[sawyer]