Raps about, bacalhau

[Vaclav]

Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive

Then maybe my Weejuns will stay shined

So I walk up the street whistlin Can

Feelin out of Astoria cos, man, do I miss

A slivovice and a becherovka, a pivo & papusa

Me and Tangerine, and a nice big plate of

Bacalhau a braz, which is my favorite dish

But without no money it’s still a wish

Cos I don’t like to dream about gettin tweed

So I log into the forums, of the posts that I made

To now test to see if I got pull

Hit the beer garden, cos I’m paid in full

[jeepster]

A+ thread. Would read again.

[ProfMonnitoff]

posted at the deli all i eat all day is codfish

bacalhau à braz, panties dropping when i cop this

leave it in their face looking like they swallowed egg whites

beat em till they scrambled, they'll come back because my sex tight

[Whodinihimself]

My Dad makes Bacalhau a Bras once a week ... but I don't eat fish/seafood....I'm a failure as a Porkchop.

[ProfMonnitoff]

polish oligarch, only drink seltzer and Śliwo

fav fish ends in d, other two letters are c-o

in astoria but i am talking 'bout the waldorf

getting head from blair while i am smoking on a marlbor'

[ProfMonnitoff]

you call it pupusa, i just like to call it p-p

sippin on a pivo, got two bitches on my wee-wee

cordovan boots and some tweed on my blazer

ascot on my neck just to stunt on the haters

[ProfMonnitoff]

in the beergarden it's a must i got my shirt off

only shower once a month thats why they call me dirt dog

dont care about money cause i got enough to cop cars

but the only thing i'm copping is bacalhau à braz

[ProfMonnitoff]

real shit right here drinking 'rov mixed with some lemonade

life just gave me lemons cause my girlfriends gotta menstruate

squeeze them on the cod to add some acid to my 'bac

perfect flavours, next top chef, got bitches on my sack

[ProfMonnitoff]

in the beer garden eating bacalhau with vaclav

got about a pound so the next week finna be puff puff

get the munchies early and i'm fiending for some bacalhau

get my my man vaclav so high he could fuck a cow

[Vaclav]

ProfMonnitoff said Vaclav I don't want to be a Trad

Cause the style's a joke, madras makes me look like a

fool

And all the kids eat cockles, I think it would be

Cheaper

If I just became Portuguese, and soaked some bacalhau

(for 3, days)

[ProfMonnitoff]

modern style's the best, and it happens to be cheaper

back then there were no repro jeans, no sushi and no beepers

everyday i beep a bitch, pussy smellin like fish

but i dont mind cause bacalhaus my favourite dish

[Vaclav]

Back to my homeboy Tangerine

He can eat it down

And think nuttin' about it

Pass it around and get tha bacalhau a braz buzz

At the same time

Shorty can't remember what selvedge denim was

[ProfMonnitoff]

last night i got so high i pumped my load into a codfish

hatched bacalhau a tuff, i aint ashamed, in fact i floss it

made a brand new dish, thank god for interracial breeding

and thanks to bacalhau which is the only thing i'm eating

[ProfMonnitoff]

i used to be frugal, a dime and a ruble

same place, served bac à braz and à poodle

it could taste bad as hell, and i'd say "god damn"

but i'm still a sucker to the bacalhau man

[ProfMonnitoff]

relax your mind, don't measure your weight

and get down this entire bacalhau à braz plate

you shouldn't eat bacalhau while the MC is rappin

and if you spill - then go take a napkin!!

and stay awake and watch the show the cook makes

because right now -- he's about to shake and bake

the F-I-S-H, that's the dish, i heated

thanks to the clientele, yo they eat it

I'm not a fast food chef who makin all that junk

about i cook mean food, better than you punks

i just get down, take a break and eat mine

the truth is i eat bacalhau à braz all the time

[Vaclav]

From San Quentin to Rykers Island

We got em afraid of the funky bacalhau

I like to bust the Braz so soak the cod

Cutting (potatoes) in the cozinha with Jeepster makes the old ladies say

Oh my god wait it's the fish ya love to hate

[ProfMonnitoff]

Now as my stomach rotates rotates and my hunger grows bigger

I'm hungry for some rabbit, veal, codfish, beef,

doggy, I'd eat all the above

But my stomach just growled for all this bacalhau

But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it

Cause you know I share my bac

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

[Vaclav]

Straight outta Porto

is a bacalhau that'll smother yo' plate

and make ya cat think I love her

Dangerous motherfucker braises a Braz

And if I ever get caught I make Pasteis

See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem

I see a motherfuckin cod I don't dodge him

But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while

And when I see a fisherman pass, I smile

To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a Portuguese drivin

but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin

lookin for the one they call Easy V-z

But here's a flash, they never seize me

Ruthless! Never seen like a charcoal herringbone tweed in the dark

except when I bacalhau shuffle, see I'll get over the saltiness

and hear the scream of the one who got the last

portion

Give a little splash of olive oil and I'm jettin

But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin

So what about the halibut who got shot? Fry

it!

You think I give a damn about a fish that isn't cod! I ain't a sucker!

This is the autobiography of the V, and if you ever fuck with me

You'll get taken by a stupid dope bacalhau who will smother

word to the motherfucker, straight outta

Porto

[Egpt]

bacalhau com natas > bacalhau à braz

[Vaclav]

bacalhau com natas > bacalhau à braz

Bacalhau com, natas down

at Solar do, Minho

after 5 mugs of, 7-up &, vino tinto

I'm sleeping , under tweed

backseat of, Hector's pinto

[Egpt]

Bacalhau com, natas down

at Solar do, Minho

after 5 mugs of, 7-up &, vino tinto

I'm sleeping , under tweed

backseat of, Hector's pinto

u droppin some knowledge right there. where u from? feel to answer in bars. just asking cuz i'm from portugal.

[Vaclav]

u droppin some knowledge right there. where u from? feel to answer in bars. just asking cuz i'm from portugal.

Sipping on, Adega Velha I'll, tell ya

Astoria will, bore ya

I'd trade mousakka, for entrecosto

Seersucker on the Path, rolling down to, Lil Porto

Watching the copa, at,

Madrid, Lisboa

Pass me the , Tremocos .

[ProfMonnitoff]

drinking a pina colada,

bought for me by my father

because i am underage

getting thrills from watching girls in heels

walk on cobblestones

[blackmetalgoat]

bacalhau boiz fuck a arizona iced

gimme 3 pints of brew & i aint talkin bud light

reminiscing back to the days when we used to be chill

now theze fuck boiz in pyrex and wanna-b "trill"

make me wanna give up lurkin sufu 4real

blowin sour d to make the time stand still

laughing at the sz bros rockin rick high heels

 

09 shit

[jyoni]

yeah that's, my melody

[cheapmuthafukr]

comin up as a youngin i had those triple tweed dreams

big scales for the fishscales, cuttin fabric for the fiends