Super tips

[jayrock]

"if you have to ask, the answer is no" -- my father

[Spaghettini]

"Always bring more than enough. That way, you will always have enough."

[mrchariybrown]

"yo, you always bring guys over to hang out with. where the girls at? you gay?" -my dad

"if a cop doesn't see it, it's not illegal" -my dad

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

when you are about to lose make sure your opponent knows you were never really trying

[↓ Is The New ↑]

"If you don't leave a mark (on her), the police can't do shit." - Dad

Did NOT proceed to beat the crap out of the referenced female however, so I'm unsure if such advice is good or not.

[Pandemonium]

punch her in the boob.

get away with everything.

also,

no money?

eat honey.

also,

if you've got a problem

don't tell it to everyone else

also,

it is always better to receive than to give.

also,

do not support resellers like misterpretender

[cjbreed]

see a doctor and get rid of it......?

but seriously, here are 2 that i live by

1. deny deny deny. if you never admit it, you're never really caught.

2. loose lips sink ships.

[16steps]

"you can die at any moment. live life in a way that makes that fact bearable."- i dunno who said it, but its how i roll

[juliaN.]

If a bitch ass motherfuck makes it clear they don't like you, chances are you are on the right track.

When you see people starting to do the things you are, move on.

Be as arrogant, brash and unfiltered as possible. Quickest way to separate the real from the peanut ass pussies.

Nothing genuine is born out of 'civility.'

If you don't think you are great, nobody else should.

If she's all dressed up with a lot of makeup and standing in an aloof, 'get away from me' manner, chances are she is insecure and sucks in bed. Fuck her.

People have an expiry date; when their time runs out - move on and don't feel guilty.

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

..is that a literal fuck her

[kunk75]

when you're kid says my stomach feels funny, vomit will ensue in 10 minutes or less

[baizilla]

life is too short to dance with fat chicks

- heard it on Californication.

[Jkissi7]

"just live life fuck what other people think"

Basehead #1

Inspirational none the less

[juliaN.]

life is too short to dance with fat chicks

- heard it on Californication.

dance, yeah. fuck, no.

they cum a lot

[Scais]

pictures lie.

[Pandemonium]

when you're kid says my stomach feels funny, vomit will ensue in 10 minutes or less

and hilarity

followed by a short lapse of hatred for the kid not being able to clean after himself.

[Pandemonium]

pictures lie.

only to a blind man.