Realtouch Official Thread

[artificialsky]

At last, science has invented an artificially intelligent robotic vagina.

http://www.realtouch.com

"Real Touch", a belt-driven machine that, when connected to your computer via USB, simulates the mouth, vagina, or anus of a real human, matching the on-screen action from supplied pornography with sympathetic motion. A heating element brings the entire mechanism close to 98.6, while a reservoir keeps the entire unit moist while in action.

Who needs Timber, Whitney, or Inaya, when you have this?

[dismalfuture]

will it fit under my fat folds? and do I have to hold it up? My hands are busy with my WoW.

[Leonard Leroy]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

hope this goes on sale at best buy

[mrip]

will it fit under my fat folds? and do I have to hold it up? My hands are busy with my WoW.

these questions are answered in the video

[sushijerk]

I'm suspicious that this only costs around $150. I always imagined authentic robotic sex costing at least 5k.

At first I thought that it would sync up with whatever sex vid you wanted to play. I was wondering how the hell that would work and what would happen if you used it during The Dark Knight or some other vid.

[artificialsky]

mrip told me he would only cop if he could get it to sync to slideshow of waywt pictures.

[jeepster]

Can it be filled with SLURPEE? Is that allowed? Am I doing it wrong?

[fndmybetterhalf]

watch...stick ur donger in there and surprise! razor blades!

[beezup]

^ouch, damn. reading that kind of made my dick hurt

[Jimbo69]

fill it with hot sauce instead of lube for maximum pleasure

[fndmybetterhalf]

lol. 30 day guarantee...what do they do with the used ones?!

[dismalfuture]

question: how will the RealTouch help people like me, who regularly have sex with a Japanese bikini idol with E cup breasts?

[Le Buttsecks]

gonna kop one of these things and make it my cellphone background

[fndmybetterhalf]

question: how will the RealTouch help people like me, who regularly have sex with a Japanese bikini idol with E cup breasts?

in your case, you can shove the RealTouch machine up your anus

[gfunkdocta]

i'll stick to my fleshlight..

i'm a giver. although a jadafire bj program sounds intriguing..

[Fabulaz]

and what would happen if you used it during The Dark Knight or some other vid.

It would probably just feel like putting your dick inside a dead guy for most of the movie OOOooOOooOO

too soon?

[Fabulaz]

i'll stick to my fleshlight..

word they even have that famous internet chicks' replica vaginas collection now