What totally does it for you?

[Pickering]

boys who wear dress shoes, button downs, and skinny jeans.. mmm

really intelligent

reads

competitive..

doesn't agree with everything I say

politically aware

nice hair

[Leonard Leroy]

omgomgogmogg jane that's TOTALLY me i swear...seriously though that's me right there...can i send you flowers?

YO ME TOO ME TOO

cooking(how well doesnt matter if she loves making the effort)

smoking+nice lips...that shitll make me cream my pants ri there

raspy talking+singing voice

knowing she was a fucking wildchild and aspires to be a total homebody now

body mods

short hair and red hair and i fall for the "agyness deyn" all the fucking time...

sexyness, cuteness, confidence, shyness, strength, and vulnerability all at the same time...YOU know what i mean.

when a chick is real real quirky to the point where she's weird and nerdy...but that shit can work on a beautiful girl cause it'll just add to her sense of humor...

i sorta gave up on sense of humor and ass cause most chicks with good taste dont have either.

YO ME TOO ME TOO HOLY SHIT DAVID MARRY ME

....we can complete each other. Somehow,

[bouwnt]

being corny in the kitchen works

[billy.]

if she's cooking pork roll i'm sold.

[maxlin]

she's cooking pancakes..

[billy.]

TOTALLY DOES IT FOR ME.

[riotC]

chicks with black rimmed glasses always does it for me . ;D

[Pickering]

what is a vag gap?

[bouwnt]

stand with your legs next to each other, do your knees touch the same way your upper thighs do? then no

[evisu 2000]

what is a vag gap?

IF YOU GOTTA ASK YOU AIN'T GOT NONE

[billy.]

blah blah

joke about take a pic and i'll tell u if you have one.

ohhhhhhhhhh!

[headcoat]

5IsKkfjm73A

<3
I will miss her

[Pickering]

Actually I just tried to look it up on google/urban dictionary, so apparently I'm not the only one that doesn't know.

IF YOU GOTTA ASK YOU AIN'T GOT NONE

[headcoat]

I love blonde women who tell me bad news

6I420_fPM2E

[bouwnt]

i just went to the doctor today and apparently i'm pretty much in love with the way the girl in your signature, headcoat, feels

[DüM]

pickering, this girl has a nice vag gap

[evisu 2000]

this gull got that gap

[bill]

girls with:

curly hair

short hair

very long hair

girls who:

are short than me

can hold a conversation

look at me when i talk to her/look at my while she's talking to me

[Pickering]

Aahhh, I see now, thanks DUM.

Mass I don't see the gap..all I see is a huge ass.

[mpcec]

You can tell she got the gap cause even with her legs put together there is a gap...

[ROYALEFATALE]

Mass I don't see the gap..all I see is a huge ass.

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[Leonard Leroy]

Look, where the light passes at the Southern Valley!

There, it is there!

One shall see the Vag-Gap. At Southern Valley

!

[bouwnt]

great odin's raven!

her sleeves dun hang low like robes of a wizurd.

[evisu 2000]

[jeepster]

ultimate vag gap

seriously though, vag gap is awesome.

[billy.]

keep practce jeep.

[salaryman]

I fucking hate Dana Perino.

Other good stuff:

1) Girls that can drive stick.

2) Can play the piano.

3) Are charmingly disorganized.

4) Tip the help really well.

[jeepster]

keep practce jeep.

don't deny it billy.

[corned beef]

Girls who give the middle finger and love to cuss or at least can reciprocate how much i say "fuck"

[jeepster]

Must be a good speller. Very important.