6 foot club

[Tyro1]

i feel short when i hang out with selective beef

how tall is the beef? his clothes fit him well for a BFG

[Lab]

I can dunk a woman's ball.

And I could probably school everyone here except Jeep in bball. Even the black folks here.

I'm callin everyone out. Give me a court. Gimme your nikes.

ANTE UP MOTHERFUCKERS

beef is one of the few folks on here who looks good in ann d. i do not. beef, buy my ann d. the black nnz were too small inseam-wise. cant kopp.

[inaya]

beef = 6'4"

[evisu 2000]

I can dunk a woman's ball.

And I could probably school everyone here except Jeep in bball. Even the black folks here.

I'm callin everyone out. Give me a court. Gimme your nikes.

ANTE UP MOTHERFUCKERS

i will beat you in filas

but i need handicap because i am short

fade 2 black is 6'5"or sommattttttttttt

[evisu 2000]

also i will beat any of you in dr j vs bird

[Lab]

im not coming to a meetup unless we play bball.

none of this clubhopping gallerygoing motelroomsharing denimbeasting salewhoring bullshit.

we goin OG Space Jam style. Set to 2pac and U CANT C ME WHEN I DRIVIN ON UR LANES

KICK UR ASS LIKE MY NAME WAS FLASH

WHEN A GOTHNINJA TRY 2 ROB ME FOR MAH CASH

mass, i accept this challenge. come by nyc when im there. we will ball up on jeep's turf. he might steal our wallets tho and hide them in his cave.

[Lab]

and i didnt even have shoes growin up I WAS DAT POOR

I PLAYED BBALL IN MY BARE ASS BROWN FEET

I GOT NAIL SCARS DAT WONT HEAL

SO GRIMEY

I AM A BRO INJUN

FUCK

[Lab]

nononononononononnononoonono

SHIT I DONT WANT 2 B BRO INJUN

DONT GO CHASING WATERFALLS

JUST STICK TO THE RIVERS AND THE LAKES THAT UR USED TOOOOOOOO

[Lab]

waterfallz are metaphorz fur brown wimmmenz

rivers and lakes are yoohoo chocolate drinks

[evisu 2000]

yo you know what's wack

there aren't really 'courtz' in canada like rucker or whatever the fuck, and maybe 10 years ago or whatever schools took down the rims for the summer

fuck playing indoors too

fuck

[evisu 2000]

i wanna move to a beach island where i can smoke cigarettes and bump screw all day while fat ass jamaican broads with ice grills danced for no reason 247 around me.

[Lab]

i just wanna bang bitches like gandhi

[Tyro1]

that be tru about beef and Ann D, he make me wan that long drawstring shirt, some one plez sell me in size that fit.

Lab, did you grow up in Injiya? DO you eat spicy curry to make you jump high? are you DJ rajio's brother? you pose similar for Waywt

[dismalfuture]

my friend is a jamaican du who claims nebraska is home, but he sounds like he from the islands. You can't imagine how many corny white people are either terrified of him or want to be his best friend, mostly the former.

[Sayword]

icr0eW1fRSs

[Lab]

yo you know what's wack

there aren't really 'courtz' in canada like rucker or whatever the fuck, and maybe 10 years ago or whatever schools took down the rims for the summer

fuck playing indoors too

fuck

indoor basketball is the cancer that's killing street crime.

i'm all about dat chain rim, dem thick ass rims, where your jumpshots have to b class A fuckin' purple-printed $$$$$ to sink in. im talkin bout blacktop ballin. 3pm, midnight, nona dis shirts n' skins bullshit, I AINT TAKIN OFF MY FUCKIN JORDAN JERSEY. YEA SO WHAT IM THE ONLY DU LEFT WEARING A JORDAN JERSEY. FUCK LEBRON, FUCK KOBE, FUCK KG. I AINT NEVER GON STOP REPPIN DAT 23

[dismalfuture]

I ball in an XXL white tee from 1993, printed with Bugs and Taz wearing Cross Colors. Them and my Air Raids.

[Tyro1]

add yoself to the door frame please

[Lab]

that be tru about beef and Ann D, he make me wan that long drawstring shirt, some one plez sell me in size that fit.

Lab, did you grow up in Injiya? DO you eat spicy curry to make you jump high? are you DJ rajio's brother? you pose similar for Waywt

- i grew up in philly and the souf

- i eat curry

- no. i dont really know him at all.

[Lab]

I ball in an XXL white tee from 1993, printed with Bugs and Taz wearing Cross Colors. Them and my Air Raids.

LET'S GET DIS SHIT GOIN

SUFU 3 ON 3

YO IMMA BALL WIT MY IPOD ON

YEA

DAT DMX????

[evisu 2000]

fuck jordan

33 or 21

i can't wear basketball jerseys tho

neither should white people, unless they nuba

actually isaah rider or gary payton ok too, because they from oakland

[dismalfuture]

LET'S GET DIS SHIT GOIN

SUFU 3 ON 3

YO IMMA BALL WIT MY IPOD ON

YEA

DAT DMX????

shieeet

ipods? what is this? two thousand and three?

what you gonna pause on me? cause you got no CPs?

fuck that and fuck your jordans, you ain't even the same race

78 lepers in nikes that come immaculately laced

[evisu 2000]

i will play in chuck taylors and throwback raf short shorts and rick owens tank

[selective beef]

SUP GAIZ

[Lab]

jordan is like my hero.

pippen was tite too, but yknow, kinda broke my heart to see him with the trailblazers knamean, i was just a kid, didnt know bout money, just loyalty

im still angry that my boi switched to the wizzy's at the end of his career, but i knew by then he'd be a bull at heart 4 lyfe

god i still remember going to see space jam for the first time

tears in my eyes so happy

i lowered the rim of my hoop right afterwards

and dunked on my best friend

edit: gotdamn beef is tall

edit2: AINT NO WAY IN HELL IM PLAYIN IN MAH RO TANK. CUZ YALLZ BLOOD WILL B ALL OVER MAH JAWNZ

that was so fun

DISMAL U SEE MY LAST FIT

DIDNT END UP IN WAYWT SHIT

CUZ I B ROCKIN SAID CEE PEEE

BUT U DONT KNOW ME

ON DA COURT I AINT PLAYIN

I THUGGIN

U THINK U CAN DRIBBL?

I MUGGIN

DAT SHIT FROM UR FAKE CROSSOVER

DUNK ON U SO HARD U'LL NEED A MAKEOVER

STEAL UR CASH AND BUY A RANGEROVER

PIMP ALL MY HOES WHILE U REMAIN SOBER

[selective beef]

jordan is like my hero.

pippen was tite too, but yknow, kinda broke my heart to see him with the trailblazers knamean, i was just a kid, didnt know bout money, just loyalty

im still angry that my boi switched to the wizzy's at the end of his career, but i knew by then he'd be a bull at heart 4 lyfe

god i still remember going to see space jam for the first time

tears in my eyes so happy

i lowered the rim of my hoop right afterwards

and dunked on my best friend

edit: gotdamn beef is tall

edit2: AINT NO WAY IN HELL IM PLAYIN IN MAH RO TANK. CUZ YALLZ BLOOD WILL B ALL OVER MAH JAWNZ

that was so fun

lMuF2AcfB7k

[dismalfuture]

Lab, you are the young version of my freshman year roommate. Our room decoration consisted of: Futon (mine) projection TV (mine) floor lamp (mine) cabinet for XL mini bar (mine) rug (mine) N64 w/ 1 copy of mario kart (his) Jordan poster (his)

[Lab]

Lab, you are the young version of my freshman year roommate. Our room decoration consisted of: Futon (mine) projection TV (mine) floor lamp (mine) cabinet for XL mini bar (mine) rug (mine) N64 w/ 1 copy of mario kart (his) Jordan poster (his)

every single injun owns a jordan poster.

it's embedded in our genes

sometimes there's a mutation

known as x-linked recessive peasant status, which naturally cripples our balling ability

BEEF I FUQQIN LOVE HIT EM HIGH

METHOD KILLED IT

[dismalfuture]

Lab, I see your late ass edits

SOBER? FUCK THAT, AINT GONNA HAPPEN

LIKE U AND BROWN WOMEN, ALL U BE DOIN IS FAPPIN

THIS LITTLE INDIAN TRYIN TO WAKE UP THIS KEYSTYLE BEAST?

THIS GENIUS OF RHYMES, NOW KNOWN AS THE ARTISTE?

[nf one]

checking in at 6'2" here

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