Whistling the Night Away writing contest

[kunk75]

The premise is simple. Much like Iron Chef, I will choose a single topic. Then, you will write a reply, stylewise and lengthwise, as if you were WTNA. Prize is adulation of your peers.

The topic is: Relationships.

[the_state]

The premise is simple. Much like Iron Chef, I will choose a single topic. Then, you will write a reply, stylewise and lengthwise, as if you were WTNA. Prize is adulation of your peers.

The topic is: Relationships.

that's way too vanilla. first topic should be some nasty whistling approved shit like nail clippings or used gym socks.

[kunk75]

okay, okay.

Topic revised to: women's hygeine

[Guest jeffvyain]

yea, what the hell, kunk? you really are going soft on us. get your head out of the gutter

edit: women's hygiene is much better. much more disgusting (and therefore more fun) topics to be discussed

[Guest Phrost]

I have standards. When I invite high-priced escorts to my sanctuary, they are not fit to satiate my needs. Not quite yet. First and foremost, they are guided to the washroom to freshen themselves up. She is told to slowly disrobe her out-of-season designer dress, likely thrifted from a discount establishment. I watch. As she undresses, the smell of cheap, sickly sweet perfume permeates the bathroom walls, staggering my acute senses. She needs to be drowned in a pool of bath water. Stripped of her only source of pride in the world, she awkwardly teeters into the bathtub. I scrutinize as she scrubs every portion of her submerged alabaster body. Extra attention is given to the feet. An escort's expertly manicured toes must be visible, with her right foot overlapping her left one. At all times. I demand absolute perfection. When she is finished bathing, her flawlessly smooth skin is covered with the thinnest layer of sweat. She cautiously slinks towards the bedroom, surrendering to the night. If only she knew what was to happen next....

[kunk75]

solid, especially second half. 1st half has a bit too much vitriol and disdain to feel commensurate with wtna.

[dunkin deeznuts]

i love when women are unclean from walking around all day in the hot muggy NYC weather, or from having various peoples' feet or beepers stuck in their sweet tempting dripping area. I also like when they wear sandals all day and their feet are nicely glazed with the dirt of NYC, particularly if their toe nails are painted red because that is their secret sign to me that they want it in their secret area. It makes me long for summerdays when I was a child sucking on a dripping Astro Pop and the Astro pop would drip on my clothing and my mother would make me get out of my dirty things and change in front of her and grandmother.

However, i should recant part of my previous statement, as no woman is ever truly unclean as they are only mislead as they have never experienced a true meaningful soul touching sexual experience such that i can offer.

[Guest Phrost]

kunk you sick fuck, did you just get off on that?

[kunk75]

So many members of the weaker sex fail to gain a true understanding and appreciation for the female flower and all it's wonders. like the pink pages of a Pantone book, each has it's own colors. and also true is the unique taste and scent of all god's pleasure bouquets.

Some shy away from a summer's soaking or the aftermath of a spontaneous game of tether ball, but I, like Vespucci, Rowan and so may others, am a true explorer, open to discovering the vagueries and delights of the day. unclean is a state of mind, not of body; each pleasure center's haunting aroma is what makes life worth living

[homme.homme]

i do not understand.

[16steps]

Whilsting the night away is the type of dude who would lick your toes while you're sleeping

[Guest Phrost]

kunk, reading yours again, its good. he writes flowery, but his prose shows more of his control and sense of entitlement over others. that's why i compared him to patrick bateman.

[kunk75]

no, i agree, bateman is a good comparison and is prolly what he's going for

[cjbreed]

he may be shooting for patrick bateman, but failing. wtna is way too complimentary and ass kiss-y in his posts. bateman would never do that. he'd just pay for it.

[DaBestSpoona]

while indulging myself in her savory vaginal secretions, I could not help but notice that her orifice yielding a sweet scent reminiscent of the rose water I drank during my time in India.