Try to get my BITCH of a wife to stop smoking

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

I am trying to get my bitch of a wife to stop smoking.This coming from a guy who smoked 2 packs a day.I used to smoke everywhere.In the bathroom,cinemas,during sex.But i was limtited to doggie style,otherwise the fuckin ashtray would fall off her back.

Fuck i hated that

Anyway,the slut would come home from work smelling she swallowed a whole bottle of listerine.Being a suspicious fuck i said ''u have had a smoke, u fuckin slut''....of course she denied and called me a motherfucka.

So i went through her handbag and found the evidence.I told her that if she didnt stop, i would have to penalize her...well,she would have to have sex with me.

3 days later,i asked her ''bitch,have u smoked again''...she said ''no,check my handbag''...i said ''fuck the handbag,i am checking the car''.She looked nervous as we walked to the car.

After 15 minute of thorough rummaging,i found the evidence.I looked at the wife and said ''get out the ky because your ass is going to cop a pounding tonight''

After 33 minutes of backdoor romance,my wife in tears looked at me and said,''thats it,no more smoking''

5 days later....i said to the wife ''have u smoked again,u fuckin slut''...she said with a smirk on her face ''no,and u can check my hand bag and check the car''...i said ''i think i will,but this time i am going to check the fuckin boot''.

I ran to the car,but the bitch tackled me...after 15 minutes of wrestling and some groping on my part,i finally got to the car.The wife got ther 4 minutes later,as she had to put her clothes back on

I searched through all the rubbish in her boot...but i found nothing

All that was left was the spare tyre...nah,she couldnt lift that.

I decided to unscrew the bolt that held the tyre in place,then struggled to take out the tyre

and whoala...a carton of cigarettes.

In a way, i was glad i found the evidence,as i was going to perform the most disgusting,perverted sexual acts on my bitch of a wife

8 months later..she gets physically sick from the smell of cigerettes.I am not 100% sure if its the cigarettes,or the disgusting,perverted acts i performed on her

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proper lol innit

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[playdisonlyatnight]

reading this crazy thread is like..

whatever, dude

[JuvenileDelinquent]

8I am not 100% sure if its the cigarettes,or the disgusting,perverted acts i performed on her

You already got your answer.

[mrip]

i just smoked a ciggggggggggggggggggg