Swingers Pary

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

This is my experience at my first swingers party.It was around 6 years ago when inhibitions ran loose.At least for the wife.It was held at a victorian style house in the inner city

My first impression when i turned up was how dark the lighting was.As we walked through the crowd we could feel these darting eyes checking us out.I was to scared to make eye contact.We were met with an overhospitable host.He told us the rules...that there wasn’t any

There were different themed rooms...there was a leather room...there was a room with slings...there was a room with 2 way mirrows,perfect for voyeurs

An attractive couple approached us and introduced themselves.She was stunning.Lucky i was wearing clothes because i had a hard on.They politely told us we are making people uncomfortable as we were fully dressed...and butt naked,the wife was wearing a thong

1 hour and 3 minutes later and my wife has 2 women kissing her and performing oral sex.I tried to join in,but my wife and the women pushed me away.

1 hour 20 minutes and i am pissed off.Voyeurism is not my thing.I like to participate.I started to sulk,as this has worked in the past.Doesnt work this time.SLUT..FUCK.FUCK

1 hour 45 min and i can not even see my wife among the swarm of oversexed,bi curious women.All i have have been doing is fighting off the advances of chubby,middle aged men and 1 women who not took who her clothes off,but her false teeth too

2 hours i complain to the host that this party is full of bi and gay women and my wife .He said the women are living out their fantasies and i am not part of it...i nearly started crying.. i said ‘’what about me’’.He tried to console me,gave me a kleenex(there were bloody boxes everywhere)and told me that a couple of women were interested in me]

2 hours 15 min i am having sex with these 2 attractive..ok...they were reasonable attractive....alright,they were smashable.I am pumping away missionary style when i felt a jolt run though my body...this caused an involuntary reaction...i accidently headbutted the girl i was having sex with.She had a bloody nose

What caused this reaction you may ask.It was the other woman who had an unhealthy obsession with rimming.She stuck her 7 inch tongue so deep up my ass that she tickled my tonsils.I wasn’t expecting it.I have to admit,it did feel good.Who needs a bidet when u can have this freak

3 hours 30 minutes later and with the cleanest ass in the place,we decided to go home

I was interrogated for the next week...’’how dare u have intercourse with those women...how many did you have sex with?’’...i said ‘’what about you and all those women’’...she said ‘’well,women don’t count,as there was no penetration’’

This irrationality caused me to get violent and abusive

i bitch slapped myself...TWICE

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this thread is useless without dicks

err....

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

this thread is useless without dicks

err....

pmed you pics...i hope they get u off

[darkanimal]

...this is what he sent me:

Woooohoooo!! WEeeeeee

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Nah, bluhd. Not dick with chick... try again.

[cheep]

hey buttman... i saw a movie you made about your paris vacation. it was pretty cool how you walked around with a video camera and taped people fucking.

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

cheep,werent u the guy that posted 17 waywt pics on honestforum in 4 days...

must have been when sufu was down...

needed some love?

[cjbreed]

buttman, you fuckin

[broneck]

This is my experience at my first supreme party.It was around 6 years ago when inhibitions ran loose. At least for the homi.It was held at crillz house in the inner city

My first impression when i turned up was how dark the lighting was.As we walked through the crowd we could feel these darting eyes checking our sneakers out.I was to scared to make eye contact. We were met with a surly salesperson.He told us the rules...no fat chicks

There were different themed rooms...there was a denim room...there was a room with skateboards...there was a room with mirrows, perfect for sneaker heads

An asian couple approached us and introduced themselves.She was asian.Lucky i was wearing clothes because i had a small penis, as i was also asian.They politely told us we are making people uncomfortable as we were not wearing supreme...

1 hour and 3 minutes later and my wife has a box cap on her and performing oral sex. I tried to join in,but my wife and the women pushed me away because i still was not wearing any supreme

1 hour 20 minutes and i am pissed off. Supreme is not my thing.I like japanese repro denim.I started to freestyle, as this has worked in the past. Doesnt work this time. FUCK is written on someone's t shirt.

1 hour 45 min and i can not even see my wife among the swarm of new eras and box logos. All i have have been doing is fighting off the advances of daniway.

2 hours i complain to the host that this party is full of cwg.He said this happens all the time,especially with first timers. He said the women are probably not going to sleep with you, as you are asian...i nearly started crying...He tried to console me,gave me a kleenex(there were bloody boxes everywhere) and told me that a couple of women were interested in me

i am having sex with these 2 attractive..ok...they were reasonable attractive....alright,they were fucking dogs.I am pumping away missionary style when i nutted immediately.

What caused this reaction you may ask.It was the other woman who had an unhealthy obsession with rimming.She stuck her supreme dunks tongue so deep up my ass that she tickled my tonsils.I wasn’t expecting it.I have to admit,it did feel good.Who needs a pair of your own

3 hours 30 minutes later and with the dirtiest supreme dunks in the place,we decided to go home

I was interrogated for the next week...’’how dare u have intercourse with those cwg...how many cwg did you have sex with?’’...i said ‘’what about you and all those other cwg"...she said ‘’well,women don’t count,as there was no supreme penetration’’

This irrationality caused me to get violent and abusive

i bitch slapped myself...TWICE

sufu adlibs

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that was even better than the original

kinda like Hot Shots

[broneck]

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/reputation.php?p=1145965

oh hai there

[Ahlvahroe]

...this is what he sent me:

Woooohoooo!! WEeeeeee

well it makes sense if you read teh story. girls playing amongst themselves while teh guy plays alone pretending to have fun.

[conan.]

i am so bored it is midday thursday, and this thread is best i have ever read holy shit

[mr fluffernutter]

i really like this thread

[gimmegimme]

i really like this thread

I also really like this thread...expescially the part about gene simmons tossing BM's mangina.

[notesee]

Did your username stem from this rimjob experience?

[aitsuka]

any swinger partys in toronto?

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

Did your username stem from this rimjob experience?

oh no...thats a whole other thread

u have to love greek girls

aitsuka:they are everywhere,usually held by overweight couples in the suburbs.They usually dont allow single guys

Warning,jerk yourself off before you go to one,You dont want to blow you load before your take your raws off.Unless you want some weird fading

[Guest Hopfer]

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Your stupid wife.

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

i am better off killing her...chop her up and feed her to my next door neighbours pit bull

I could just throw her remains over the fence... hand one day...then her foot

but ill keep the head in the freezer...scare the fuck out of the kids.That would stop them opening the fuckin freezer all the time.I dont want my fuckin ice cream melting

[Tyro1]

Buttman, how many times did you jerk off while making that story up, I jerked twice reading it. thanks

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

Buttman, how many times did you jerk off while making that story up, I jerked twice reading it. thanks

first or second draft?

[Tyro1]

first or second draft?

2nd draft I guess? but that shit still reads like shit? you type the first with your dick?

[FR33]

women for ya.

[aitsuka]

oh no...thats a whole other thread

u have ro love greek girls

aitsuka:they are everywhere,usually held by overweight couples in the suburbs.They usually dont allow single guys

Warning,jerk yourself off before you go to one,You dont want to blow you load before your take your raws off.Unless you want some weird fading

fuck, any partys where I can be single and mad fuck?

[Egpt]

fuck, any partys where I can be single and mad fuck?

yes. grab some slutty friend and tell them that you are a couple at the party. easiest trick ever

[aitsuka]

yes. grab some slutty friend and tell them that you are a couple at the party. easiest trick ever

yeah I thought about that too

how about "yeah, my wife was going to come but she had to go work. but hey, I'm here might as well fuck"

[constant struggle]

u get aidz at those parties

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

fuck, any partys where I can be single and mad fuck?

i would wait outside the building ...wait until single women arrive....ask them them if u can go in as a couple

if that doesnt work,offer her money....

remember,she is a fuckin whore,so i guarantee she would take the money

or just ask her if you can fuck her in the bushes....backdoor style

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

u get aidz at those parties

stfu...do u have to spoil everything

you are still a virgin,arent you?

cmon,u can tell me.Its between you and me,and who ever i decide to tell