let's help kunk!

[onemancult]

the run rises in the east because that is the direction kunk faces when he's sleeping.

kunk's children have had diplomas from harvard, princeton, yale, and the university of pennsylvania since before they were born, and are currently working on master's degrees. even though they're in the fifth grade and don't actually do any work towards their degrees. this is all thanks to a special accelerated program kunk created with the respective deans of these schools called, Give My Kids Diplomas or I'll Eat Your Family.

one time, a guy challenged kunk to a staring contest. right before starting, the challenger combusted. kunk snorted the ashes and shat out a diamond that he now

uses to carve his name into surfaces all over the nation. these surfaces include: hardwood floors, bathroom sinks, your mom's labia, your mom's cervix, your mom's mom's labia and cervix, linoleum, concrete walls, your mom's mom's mom's labia and cervix, glass windows in expensive high rise apartment buildings, your dad's office desk, your dad's penis, your dad's dad's penis, your eyelids, the underside of your keyboard.

kunk invented superfuture.

[ron2331]

kunk spelled backwards is kunk because he says so.

[billy.]

kunk coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

[Dead_Wizard]

I heard they use Kunk's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankees stadium

[Egpt]

Kunk will crush this thread into a ball so miniscule no-one else will be able to post in it.

you started this shit hali! ahah

[onemancult]

the reason that over 98% of women have one breast that is bigger than the other is because kunk secretly, over the course of a week, visited every single woman on earth and sucked a little bit of titty fat out of one titty while they slept in order to accumulate enough grease to cook the woolly mammoth he found and decided to eat while on expedition in the antarctic.

[kunk75]

i make an appeal to close this thread to new posts. only 80% of this stuff is true and I don't like to overpromise or raise expectations to a level I can't fufill, i.e., write checks that my ass can't cash.

although in fairness, i did swallow the sea today and shit out shrimp scampi.

[salaryman]

Kunk once ate thirteen 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 58 minutes having sex with the waitress.

[jcotteri]

the run rises in the east because that is the direction kunk faces when he's sleeping.

kunk's children have had diplomas from harvard, princeton, yale, and the university of pennsylvania since before they were born, and are currently working on master's degrees. even though they're in the fifth grade and don't actually do any work towards their degrees. this is all thanks to a special accelerated program kunk created with the respective deans of these schools called, Give My Kids Diplomas or I'll Eat Your Family.

one time, a guy challenged kunk to a staring contest. right before starting, the challenger combusted. kunk snorted the ashes and shat out a diamond that he now

uses to carve his name into surfaces all over the nation. these surfaces include: hardwood floors, bathroom sinks, your mom's labia, your mom's cervix, your mom's mom's labia and cervix, linoleum, concrete walls, your mom's mom's mom's labia and cervix, glass windows in expensive high rise apartment buildings, your dad's office desk, your dad's penis, your dad's dad's penis, your eyelids, the underside of your keyboard.

kunk invented superfuture.

true story

[Liberation1945]

kunk wears raf simons.

kunk make raf by raf simons look like raf simons.

[jane]

i kunk, you junglejane, etc etc

[renski]

kunk destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

if you have $5 and kunk has $5...kunk has more money than you.

[Bendrix]

Kunk is WORLD famous

[stuartSan]

I still think kunk secretly fights on the side to kop rafs.

[wesc]

the earth doesnt revolve around the sun, the sun revolves around the kunk

[powerviolence]

Kunk has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[arem]

Kunk is the only man who can drink Bill Brasky under the table.

[andewhall]

The word F**K has been changed to kunk, because kunk said so.

Get kunked you motherkunking kunksucker.

There are other words changed to kunk also. Please PM kunk for all '08 changes.

[dunkin deeznuts]

I El oh El'd at this thread cause Kunk said I better........

kunk is viewing the supermarket and thats why i keep getting Database Errrrrrrroaaaarrrrrr!!!!!

[destructodisk]

Only weeks from now, the infamous Pete Doherty will stumble across a waywt of kunk's in which he is wearing Dior.

Weeks later, Doherty has gained 200lbs of muscle mass and dropped the smack addiction, spawning a new fashion revolution that can only be described as kunk chic.

[red]

posting in epic thread.

[renski]

kunk doesnt do push ups, he pushes the world down.

[andewhall]

Kunk has only one nemesis...........Dino on SuFu juice.

[ericdw]

Fantastic!!!!!

[jcotteri]

yeh thats good, vewy vewy goood

[jimmyc]

why isn't this stickied yet???

[TransparentCranium]

I would buy that on a tshirt.

[salaryman]

kunk is bald because hair cannot grow on steel.

[Leonard Leroy]

Kunk has a heart of gold

[NakhedCouTure]

i LoLed n LoLed.

E P I C .