stuff white people like

[CL Smooth]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

[jayrock]

still should just post directly to best waywt

[suntorytime]

white guys like the matrix right?

Neo: Whoa. Déjà vu.

[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]

Trinity: What did you just say?

Neo: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.

Trinity: What did you see?

Cypher: What happened?

Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.

Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?

Neo: It might have been. I'm not sure.

Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!

Neo: What is it?

Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

[datasupa]

clsmooth you so late you don't even get a pass

just take your tardy ass on home.

[gimmegimme]

[Corbin Law]

you know like uhhhh REO speedwagon or somthin

[all_sold_out]

bangers & mash.

[Tarmac]

white ppl sure like to be late

[Guest]

Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine, and the guitar?

[keagan]

Hey, nice teeth.

you make me want to floss my teeth.

i am going to go floss my teeth.

[keagan]

ALso, I like donuts a lot.

BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A FUCKING DONUT IN ALMOST A YEAR........................................................

[keagan]

MAN

I WAN'T A DON'TNUT SO FUCKING BAD MAN.

FUCK

lllll';

[DaBestSpoona]

they love to complain at chinese restaurants, observations from dinner on saturday

"this sweet and sour chicken is too sweet and to sour"

"this salt baked chicken is too salty"

"dont you have chinese beer not brewed in china?"

[homi29]

white people like dick up their noses

[will_i_am]

casseroles .

[salaami]

wine, cheese, and the upper-hand.

[salaami]

conquest...

[Guest chemi]

Found this on another board but easily appliable to this one:

#73 White people can't handle any jokes thrown their way without them in turn directing jokes at others.

#75 White people absolutely love the downslope of an uneven playing field and even moreso love to deny that the downslope actually exists when it's pointed out by others.