Presidential candidates as characters from the TMNT show

[Clench Million]

Because I am bored.

The GOP

Huckabee - Lord Dregg (Introduced late in the show, but quickly becomes the main villain even though none of the fans like him)

McCain - Krang (aging veteran whose been exiled by the group he used to rule)

Fred Thompson - Krang's robot body (slow moving tool with no will of his own)

Rudy - Bebop (Clumsy, oafish asshole. Thinks he is the shiat, but really just a mini-boss)

Romney - Vernon Fenwick (April's enemy at the news station... only claim to fame is negative attacks and boldfaced lies about the turtles)

Ron Paul - The Rat King (morally ambiguous, but mostly just a nutjob who lives in the sewer and is only taken seriously by his cult like rat followers)

The Dems

Clinton - Leonardo (ostensibly the leader, but really the lamest character who no one likes)

Edwards - Michaelangelo (goofball with a big smile who loves flashy things)

Obama - Raphael (The guy who SHOULD be the leader, only honest dude in the pack)

Kuchinich - Donatello (everyone knows he is truly the best, but he is too much of a nerd)

[datasupa]

uhh...

how old are you again?

[Clench Million]

April = Dennis Kuchinich's wife

Dunno about Casey Jones...

Maybe Howard Dean? Crazy dude who likes to break thing sand pops in now and then to help the turtles

[mellowbonsai]

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[ghostdeini]

ron paul 2008!