Help My Ass Out!

[joey_formal]

Hello all. I am moving to NY I have a job lined up but I do not have a place yet. Who wants to extend some help to me, I need a place to stay for a couple weeks while I work and apartment shop. Let me sleep on your couch or let me know of anyone looking for a temporary boost in income from someone sleeping on their couch or spare room or floor.

Thanks fuckers.

[transactionfee]

[diewhitegirls]

In a pinch you could always roll with the youth hostels around the city. Also, check craigslist (creepy) and Loot (less creepy), if it still exists. I think there's something called roommates.com or some shit like that where you can find people who have space and are willing to take dirty jean wearing motherfuckers.

[joey_formal]

yea craigslist is only good when looking for an apartment, when looking for a roomate its like hey you can live here just suck my balls twice a week or some shit like that haha. roomates.com is eh, and ill check out loot don't know what that is, thanks dwg.

[Serge]

Aw, whats with nobody offering up? If he's on SuFu he obv can't be some crazy poor guy who's gonna swipe your stuff.

[joey_formal]

haha thanks for words of encoragement serge, but my grand scheme is to rip off who ever does help me out for all their worth.

[polishmike]

haha thanks for words of encoragement serge, but my grand scheme is to rip off who ever does help me out for all their worth.

I know a couch but there is a good chance you'll wake up without a kidney.

[joey_formal]

damn that sounds promising, organs aren't important haha

[Yardsale]

hostels are a good bet

[sidneylo]

If you get rid of my roommate you can fester in her taped off portion of the apt.

[40ozprophet]

moving to NY! big trip! good luck joey.

[hellogoodbye]

have you tried this?

http://www.couchsurfing.com/

[joey_formal]

enticing sid, and damn that couch surfing site is pretty intense. nearly 400,000 members