defend yourself in 13 posts

[rome1]

Honestly........I could care less.

[futuredwight]

Everyone else was doing it!

[conan.]

"I only came to talk to her..."

"She never said she was 13!"

"My outfit was shit because I was...

-at the gym

-cleaning the house

-first post."

[arem]

It was like that when I got here...

[mellowbonsai]

i thought they had weapons of mass destruction

[countach!]

"She said this was her house"

"I thought you were just her roommate"

"Pardon?"

"It was a mutual mistake"

"I'm high right now"

"She told me you died in a fire"

"So what am I'm I supposed to ask a girl's age everytime I'm solicited for sex?"

"I thought you said go ahead and put it in"

"I'm not sure i'll have to sober up first"

[red]

I DID IT.

HEY. what the fuck. i was just joking......................

[mis]

I wuz drunk

[mis]

I had to kop dat lavin

[shoreman1782]

shut up, that's why!

[spinmyworld]

im white, dude

[baskew]

I WAS SLEEP WALKING

[denimdestroyedmylife]

fuck you, pay me.

[datasupa]

these have all been actually used:

'not my fault, i was setup to fail by the mods'

'i never had sex with that woman'

'i did not inhale'

'it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.'

'i'm not gay, i just offered you a blowjob and $20 in the men's room because i feared for my life since you're black'

'oh, did i plead guilty??? i meant to say i'm innocent'

'its not armed robbery, i just wanted to get my stuff back....using guns'

[refresh]

i was only following him because the other guys would not be nice to me if i don't.

[refresh]

i only stole his avatar because i wanted to be like him and get the rep he gets

[mike lowrey]

I was just assuming

[Begåvningsreserven]

minya made me do it

[onemancult]

stop

please, stop

stop it

stop it hurts

get off of me

stop don't do that

stop, stop, stop

please stop please

please stop please stop please

stoppppyghghggngh

unnghhhhghgh aaiighghghg

ughhghghhhggnngngnaaughhhhgga!!!!!!

..................................

[Begåvningsreserven]

he made you do it to?

[ordo]

Begs made me do it.

[Begåvningsreserven]

i made you do it

[sybaritical]

Bob?

B O B ?

[Begåvningsreserven]

Bob Richardson, who brought drama and sexuality to fashion photography in the 1960s only to end up homeless and battling schizophrenia decades later, died Dec. 5 in Manhattan. He was 77. Sybaritical made him do it.

[jeepster]

[omarion111]

"ok guys you caught me...... i saw him do it."

"RUN!"

[Servo2000]

[mellowbonsai]

i found GM's methods more comparable to a belligerent, indecisive, drunken sailor

[mellowbonsai]

^on a power trip after being promoted to first mate

[mellowbonsai]

^with a close-hauled point of sail, and the mizzen tops'l is already backed