defend yourself in 13 posts

[denimdestroyedmylife]

1. it wasn't me

[denimdestroyedmylife]

2. i was only following orders

[denimdestroyedmylife]

3. i know you are but what am i

[denimdestroyedmylife]

4. i'm rubber

[macuser3of5]

5) I blame the snitches

[denimdestroyedmylife]

5. nuh-uh

:shake head:

[denimdestroyedmylife]

6. la la la la i can't hear you

[denimdestroyedmylife]

7. you are just mad b/c you are being styled upon

[GiZMO]

^LOL

#. My dick don't fit down a chimney

[denimdestroyedmylife]

8.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

9.

[macuser3of5]

5) I blame the snitches

6-13: See above.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

10 characters

[denimdestroyedmylife]

it can't be done

[diewhitegirls]

I was raped by a priest.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

alas, i have been defrocked

[sybaritical]

• My train got a puncture

• The cat was in the wash

• My mother ate my homework

• We got cut off

• I was bleeding out out my eyes.

• My account was disabled

• There's no evidence for God

• I thought she was 18

• I didn't think there where any witnesses

• He hit me first.

• I thought it was her size

• I was on my best behaviour.

• fap fap fap

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ ah, you managed 13 defenses in a single post

what economy

[broneck]

"i am not a crook"

[sybaritical]

^ ah, you managed 13 defenses in a single post

what economy

That's red wine and ADD for ya.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this could serve as a supertrash self-defense crash course

it looks like denial is a popular defense

card-pulling is another one, but harder to master, and prone to backlash

[sybaritical]

Ooh.

Forgot an important one.

• I didn't think it was loaded.

[dobolina]

... thats racist ....

[percy]

3. i know you are but what am i

genius. you are our true leader

[mellowbonsai]

id like to plead the fifth

[alterion]

- I thought she was already dead

oh snap

[dismalfuture]

Fif Fif Fif Fif

[prima]

[mis]

It Wasent Me

[baskew]

I was only casually using the derogatory word faggot.