Scarlett Johansson makes me feel all warm inside

[jpgm]

She has a defined jawline and highish cheekbones. Makes her look somewhat masculine.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it could be due to her Native American ancestry, right?

I'd definitely still smash though.

it could be due to anything!

SMASH HER WITH A SHARPENED FEATHER AND TOTEM POLE, RACIALIST!

[lestat]

damn... she didnt look this hot back in JHS...

[keagan]

YOU WENT TO JUINOR HIGH SCHOOL WlTH HER?!

DO TELL.

[hollaforadolla]

She has a defined jawline and highish cheekbones. Makes her look somewhat masculine.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it could be due to her Native American ancestry, right?

I'd definitely still smash though.

shes also rather buff.. i couldnt help but to notice her biceps during that chuck and larry scene that gif from pg 2 is from. she reminds me of a broad shouldered volleyball player.

[MiniW]

i'll be the voice of dissent and say she is "celebrity average". she looks like the type of hot chick they put on an episode of Law and Order. She's has a good body but I dont get the hype. flame me

hey I don't know about you homos (Tarmac) but the women (lawyers mostly) in Law and Order are smokin hot. Biel is definitely hot as well for youth and ass purposes but there's no denying that anyone of us looking to get with an older women wouldn't kill to be with one of the hot actresses from L&O. If anyone disagrees I will shut them up with a L&O hot women appreciation thread. peace

[wild_whiskey]

Hottest celebrity in recent years, worst fucking personality, ever. Fuck you for being so unattainable.

[onemancult]

wtf. (want to fuck)

[willy cheesesteak]

^ i disagree. now make that thread!

[dino might]

shes also rather buff.. i couldnt help but to notice her biceps during that chuck and larry scene that gif from pg 2 is from. she reminds me of a broad shouldered volleyball player.

wow. ok. ill go hump jessica biel while you guys dont then.

[chronoaug]

Jessica Biel is beyond mediocre looking. She just has a killer body. Even her body is a bit off. Too much muscle and her shoulders are almost jennifer garner broad. I don't want to see her triceps and traps. She looks the same as she did on 7th heaven but now she works out 3 times a day and roids up.

Seriously though. Female celebrities and sex status is weird now. It's all about child actresses who are now grown up. I guess it's the old man pervert in all of us. But if you look at all the big time buzz worthy sexy girls now, they all were famous under 18. Even ugly girls like the Duffs are being lusted after just because they were once 15 and famous and guys wanted to have creepy underage sex with them. Lohan is actually really attractive at times when she isn't super skinny or coked out. A bunch of other actresses/celebrities are like that. It's kinda pervy but i'll still fap.

[reka5matik]

Her and Joe Pesci are only reasons why I watched Home Alone 3..

[munkyballz]

Biel has one of the fittest bodies in the 'biz prob, ever since what, the Blade movie or s/t...I remember going, shit...that's one fit b*.

But admittedly, I've always thought her face wasn't all that, doesn't mean I wouldn't hit it, just sayin' there are better, cuter faces out there.

[munkyballz]

Mmm. Yummy.

[2:30 Starz In Their Eyez]

She makes me behave like a 13 year old boy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypg2tf_9sc

fuck it's been removed.

Scarlett getting her top removed by some super quick photoshopping...

[breams]

I haven't finished the video (it may be the same one - I don't see a top off yet though!), but still pretty cool.

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[78]

^ nah it's a different one... it uses this pic and 'undresses' her.

it was one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.

It was using the full version of this pic

[keysonawire]

proper

[lestat]

YOU WENT TO JUINOR HIGH SCHOOL WlTH HER?!

DO TELL.

Simon Baruch JHS 104 in Manhattan, near the NYPD Academy...

she did Horse Whisperer around , a little snotty because of that...

lemme see if i can find my yearbook....

[jonle714]

bummmmmmp WHERES YO YEARBOOK

[Guest Paris Hilton]

she is cunt. i fucked her and she fuck up!

[dunkin deeznuts]

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mesmerizing

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Thumbs up to this thread being stickied.

[kenthenoob]

I haven't finished the video (it may be the same one - I don't see a top off yet though!), but still pretty cool.

that really was awesome, but her arm looked retarded in the air like that.

i like scarlett because she's plump, but isn't fat. she has that cushion for the pushing physique, but isn't hella cushioned. know what i mean?

eh...

now let's share. why do you like scarlett johansson?

[Sayword]

ah yes, I think we all know the feeling that arises when our loins start to warm at the thought of scarlett.

[littlebigman]

the terts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yfxN8N5mZ0

[Guest jmatsu]

Thumbs up to this thread being stickied.

why the fuck is this thread stickied anyway? good to b a mod. now lowery don't gotta search for his jerk-off database.

[skiniks]

lol this thread is sticky

[chantheman]

i thought this thread was combined with the superfap thread?

[Magsåvningsreserven]

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