i got an email at work telling me to stop surfing the net

[homi29]

got a warning email from my boss today for "spending too much time on the net".. I didnt really give a fuck because i get my shit done and it's the only thing keeping my ass sane in the place..

apparently one of my co-workers also snitched and thinks im looking at porn because i have a habit of alt-tabbing between work tasks because the job is boring as fuck

that being said, should i keep surfing (mainly sufu, ebay, random blogs, and news)

and fight the power (chuck D style)

or conform and make sure the paychecks keep coming

[homme.homme]

since your job is so boring why dont you look for another?

If i got a warning like that i would cut down.

[broneck]

conform, i work with you soon

then we can be like "HEY MAN" and people will be like "How do YOU two know each other" and we'll be like "INNERNET LULZ" and it'll be so fucking rad!

[homi29]

conform, i work with you soon

then we can be like "HEY MAN" and people will be like "How do YOU two know each other" and we'll be like "INNERNET LULZ" and it'll be so fucking rad!

we can take each others WAYWT jmatsu x robi style

(high 5 + ass slap)

[6MT]

you should beat up the snitch. and get a new job.

for instance, sneak up behind the snitch, and bag the bitch with a huge laundry bag. and beat the shit out of this person, until you see blood stain on the bag.

[homi29]

since your job is so boring why dont you look for another?

If i got a warning like that i would cut down.

just started looking for one, this job was bearable since i dicked around on the net alot, and got random errands out the way (shopping, bills, blah blah)

i think im gonna go to work tommorow find this thread and copy + paste parts of the email for shits and giggles.. lets hope i dont get caught

the wording was something like "if you want to continue working here"

[le_chic_garcon]

Beat up the snitch, make out with the bosses bitch, & then get a new job

[broneck]

we can take each others WAYWT jmatsu x robi style

(high 5 + ass slap)

then people will walk by and be like "what the fuck is that weird short asian doing with that new jewish kid?"

and we'll just call them NOOBS and laugh and skip away

[6MT]

just started looking for one, this job was bearable since i dicked around on the net alot, and got random errands out the way (shopping, bills, blah blah)

i think im gonna go to work tommorow find this thread and copy + paste parts of it.. lets hope i dont get caught

the wording was something like "if you want to continue working here"

man, fuck them!, thats a threat, and you dont take threats. straight up

[homi29]

anyone been fired for net usage?

heres an excerpt from the email

I've been advised on numerous occasions (and seen myself) that you are constantly surfing the internet. In fact, ____ asked me a while ago if you were going on sites that you shouldn't be going on because everytime he walks by you, you minimize the screens that you are looking at rather rapidly. If you wish to continue working here, please stop all internet surfing unless you are on your lunch break.

You have signed a document stating that you will use the internet for work purposes only and while we recognize the need to sometimes surf for personal reasons, this must be kept to a minimum especially when your job is as important as it is.

[Arcane]

anyone been fired for net usage?

heres an excerpt from the email

I've been advised on numerous occasions (and seen myself) that you are constantly surfing the internet. In fact, ____ asked me a while ago if you were going on sites that you shouldn't be going on because everytime he walks by you, you minimize the screens that you are looking at rather rapidly. If you wish to continue working here, please stop all internet surfing unless you are on your lunch break.

You have signed a document stating that you will use the internet for work purposes only and while we recognize the need to sometimes surf for personal reasons, this must be kept to a minimum especially when your job is as important as it is.

Do you handle some nuclear shit or what?

[diewhitegirls]

Live up to your avatar and ride the sweet, sweet train to firing-ville. Then burn the place to the ground.

[soraanaam]

basucally, if you get your work done then whats the problem? if it helps you stay out of boredom and maximize the flow of your work then isnt is good?

[rome1]

^^ they just want him to look busy all the time, even if he is caught up on his work, they prob feel that he could be working on something else. Like most buisiness' they feel like they own you and you had better work every goddamn minute that you"re there.

[Tyler Durden]

start looking at porn of course.

[Arcane]

start looking at porn of course.

Or you can start downloading movies and shit, then frame dem niggaz.

[the breaks]

I'd cut down if i had enough work to keep me busy for 8 hours.

[Mattis]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/823291/how_to_make_a_homade_shiv/

and tabbing is faster than minimizing.

[AstroWolf]

hidebehind.com... some shit with lots of pics and porn, BUT, you can go search and surf though it and no one will know what you were looking at, might help somone someplace shomehow, at least for the free vids.

[homi29]

i actually do alt-tab, but thats to next level for dem

they dun know

in other news, they just want the appearance of seeming busy because the snitches are jealous

the one corny white girl behind me only surfs for fun to google images of cute puppies

[macuser3of5]

nigs u gotta keep dem paycheks rollin in for lavin jawns ya hur?

[constant struggle]

i'm waiting for this day

but im also not constantly busy, i get all my work done on time...

[homi29]

nigs u gotta keep dem paycheks rollin in for lavin jawns ya hur?

rest of dem get CoNfuse When I sUrf wite hi-tops thread

Lanvin? Wut D at! Y So EsepeNSiveee? y nat go aldo?

psst im at work now

[its swanny]

i'm at work right now.

surfing on my laptop.

in my boss's office.

while he's at lunch.

and i'm the only person in the store.

w00t.

[its swanny]

oh and you're gonna get fired.

unless you tell us what your job is.

[homi29]

i work at a major canadian bank

lending admin. support (read: bitch work) to unappreciative loan underwriters

[wEstSidE]

lavinz lavinz lavinz

u guys only got lyk 2 banx neway. all of dem b major

[its swanny]

i work at a major canadian bank

lending admin. support (read: bitch work) to unappreciative loan underwriters

honestly, if you're getting work done, there should be no problems whatsoever.

however, if you did sign something that said your internet usage would be strictly for work, you should probably cut back.

[rome1]

Why don't you just use a tunnel program, you can surf where you wantbut they think that you"re doing work all day. They just delete the cache at the end of the day?

[homi29]

i didnt sign anything, it was just an online form

i use firefox and theres no it guys here to check logs and cache, thats too next level for them

that being said its all from ppl looking @ me, or snitches

i dont think the risk is that high but ill be more careful

anyone else get canned caz of this?