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I'm looking for something more exciting than the usual, boring cylindrical or square unit. Perhaps a rhombus? Or better, a rhombus sharing no obtuse angles.

Preferably from a sustainable resource, such as potato, leek or radish, and whiddled by a blind, one-handed Aborigine, blessed with elf's blood, and reinforced with Kryptonite.

It should be of a capacity great enough to hold 5 pencils, but not 6.

Any suggestions?

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^ don't do it!!!

Morning Glory is such an immensely popular stationery brand in Korea, everyone owns something Morning Glory or other, yet few realize it's a money laundering front for the Unification Church... when school children come in with backpacks full of that shit it just gets me so heated...

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NO!! dont do it!

Midori is just a money laundering operation for the Hello Kitty Yakuza!! u will be contributing to the scented eraser wars for years to come....gets me so heated when i see people erasing stuff with the erasers !! or with bobbleheads on their dashboards!!!!

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^ don't do it!!!

Morning Glory is such an immensely popular stationery brand in Korea, everyone owns something Morning Glory or other, yet few realize it's a money laundering front for the Unification Church... when school children come in with backpacks full of that shit it just gets me so heated...

Hey, the dude's got 50+ wives to make happy - let him sell some stationary.

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