i need some fucking advice

[Gouf]

I'm thinking of ending a friendship with one of the hottest girls I know.

We've been friends for about 2 years and some change. I met her through a girl that liked me, but I ended up sticking with this one instead cause she was ridiculously hot.

Anyways I've been trying to get with her this entire time, which is ridiculous because usually I put a deadline on these kind of things or else you get hit with the friend card.

Anyways I got hit with the friend card about a year ago and slowly became fed up with the entire relationship. I've tried to cooly slip out of her radar, but without fail she'll call me one day and try to pick up where we left off.

THIS GIRL IS DETERMINED TO KEEP ME AS HER "GUY" FRIEND. I DONT WANT TO BE HER "GUY" FRIEND.

Shes lightskinned, has freckles, small pointy nose, 36 Ds. I feel like shes poisoning my game. Should I flat out tell her I don't want to be friends with her anymore or is that too harsh for a 2 year friendship? Any advice helps. This was too big for the confessional

[Tyler Durden]

tyler durden says to tell her, "fuck me, or fuck off."

[Tisswat]

Shes lightskinned, has freckles, small pointy nose, 36 Ds.

How dare you not post pics?

[poshpol]

tyler durden says to tell her, "fuck me, or fuck off."

thats essentially what u gotta tell her, just maybe not in these exact words.

[Fabulaz]

How dare you not post pics?

indeed .

[Gouf]

How dare you not post pics?

Sorry im at work. Im trying to figure out if I should drop the bomb on her right now before I lose my nerve

[Guest DUM]

– Put your left hand on the back of your head.

– Put your right hand on your right hip.

– Alternate long, deep strokes with shorter, quicker strokes.

– Every 7th down-stroke, yell out some variation of, "Ay baybay! Can you feel dat!?"

– Repeat to orgasm.

I just acted this out...thank you anny.

[homi29]

lose your nerve to tell her that u dont want to be friends?

u lost your nerve already when u didnt hit that shit 2 years ago

seriously if ur not doing a girl within 1month and u want to, u've already failed..

instead of blowing up getting mad and making a big deal, just stop putting any effort into the friendship. Make her put the effort (IE make her DRIVE to your house, or DRIVE u and YOUR friends out). If she does this, maybe keep her aronud as a friend and maybe you'll be hooked up with her friends

if she refuses to put any effort into your friendship, then she's just using you as a crying shoulder/doormat/sandy pussy cleansing/emotional tampon/instant validation

[Fabulaz]

want Pixxxx

[Guest DUM]

Fab is right, we need photographic evidence. She sounds kinda like me with big tits. Which is pretty fucking hot.

[the breaks]

how you gonna tag a thread "36 ds" and not have any pics ?? youre a monster

[Guest sinXXXter]

ask her if she wanna fuck. and if she say no then rape her.

[the breaks]

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[jayrock]

Should I flat out tell her I don't want to be friends with her anymore or is that too harsh for a 2 year friendship? Any advice helps.

Don't tell her anything rash, like you don't want to be friend anymore. Just become busy, too busy to hang out with her as much. Don't be a dick about it, but just slowly let the friendship dissolve. If she calls to hang out, say you can't. Even if you can, make up some excuse, because you're too busy and cool to hang out with her.

Just don't be a dick about it, because it will make you look bad in the long run.

homi29 has great advice

[Fabulaz]

Fab is right, we need photographic evidence. She sounds kinda like me with big tits. Which is pretty fucking hot.

u r sexy

i luv it.

[Fabulaz]

ask her if she wanna fuck. and if she say no then rape her.

I support this action.

Plan "B".

[Guest DUM]

I just got the title of this thread. good one.

[Gouf]

lose your nerve to tell her that u dont want to be friends?

u lost your nerve already when u didnt hit that shit 2 years ago

seriously if ur not doing a girl within 1month and u want to, u've already failed..

instead of blowing up getting mad and making a big deal, just stop putting any effort into the friendship. Make her put the effort (IE make her DRIVE to your house, or DRIVE u and YOUR friends out). If she does this, maybe keep her aronud as a friend and maybe you'll be hooked up with her friends

if she refuses to put any effort into your friendship, then she's just using you as a crying shoulder/doormat/sandy pussy cleansing/emotional tampon/instant validation

Your completely right and the sad thing is that I did exactly that. I decided not to get mad and put no further effort in the friendship.

This saturday she drove to my area and wanted to chief (only with me, she didnt want my friends to come along) and insisted we go to a movie. Went to the movie and what does she do? Puts the chair divider between us.

Reason why I lose my nerve is cause shes probably the hottest black girl I know. I understand the unfairness of not have pics but sadly i'm at work right now.

EDIT: 2nd paragraph might be confusing.

I stopped calling her. So now she just calls me and complains I don't call her.

Dudes call this girl all the time when we're with eachother. while we were at the going to the movies a guy yelled her name out of his car IN traffic.

It boggles me how she pursues our friendship when I ignore her, but she won't let me do anything with her

[Tyler Durden]

tyler durden says to just pull ur dick out.

[Guest DUM]

yeah this just sounds like you to do something. theater is dark, you can say it was an accident if it fails.

"oops, sorry my dick was hot...needed some air. didn't mean to poke you in the eye"

"oh, haha, it's fine honey"

[Guest sinXXXter]

buy this bitch a gift for christmas

[TopVillain]

forget the 36D's you had me at freckles. Pixxx fuckka.

and the 2nd option sounds good hocus pocus, if she don't like that pull it back in and kick her out of your house.

[jayrock]

I told the last girl that I slept with that I would call her, we would hangout, and all that bullshit.

BUT I NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN

I highly recommend this.

It boggles me how she pursues our friendship when I ignore her, but she won't let me do anything with her

Dude, she is USING YOU for her own little fucked reasons. Women are fucking smart like that. You are gaining nothing positive from this relationship, so it's time to start ignoring her. Again, don't be a dick, but just STOP ANSWERING when she calls to bitch.

[Caps Lock]

Pickszzzzz!?

[Gouf]

Come on dude, be real about this. If she is determined to keep you as just a friend, then why bother. If it were going to be something else then it probably would've already been. Chemistry is what it is, and you just can't help who has it with who. My advice would be to either suck it up and stop complaining and just have irrational faith that maybe she secretly feels the same way, or very subtly just drop out of her life. Dodge seeing her as much as possible, don't talk to her or reply to her messages as much as possible. There is no need to be dramatic or to give her an ultimatium. Life isn't a teen romantic comedy. That kind of shit never happens for a reason, it will just make shit awkward, and make you look bad. What I would do, is take a time out from her for a while, go find any of the other really hot girls that live in this world, then come back in a couple years or whatever if the opportunity still exists with a "new identity" of a more polished and mature you.

That, or just invite her over, and have your cock out when she arrives.

I stopped talking her for 2 months and now shes back. And your completely right, complaining wont get me anywhere, but I think that my situation is in need of an ultimatum.

Reason why I I'm leaning towards dropping her is because shes poison for my game. She would take pictures with my camera without me knowing. Girls would be like, "hey let me see your camera" and surprise, heres a girl thats either prettier or rivaling them in looks and suddenly they start acting funny.

I've been weighing in all the advice, especialy the D in a box approach, and since i'm in a time of high level female activity I think its best for me to get her out of my hair before she helps put me into a drought. Which she has done before in the past.

If all else fails, I've got the best christmas present for her ever.

[Fabulaz]

Do it. Right now. Go tell her she has to put out.

ps. send pixxx after. or mak home vid.

[Gouf]

Dude, she is USING YOU for her own little fucked reasons. Women are fucking smart like that. You are gaining nothing positive from this relationship, so it's time to start ignoring her. Again, don't be a dick, but just STOP ANSWERING when she calls to bitch.

not to keep this thread going, but I did all that. I ignored her texts, phone calls, IMs all that. She started saying how much I was deeply hurting her and that she didn't know why I was treating her that way. Finally I told her she was bad for me and that even though I had feelings for her (i say FEELINGS very LOOSLY) she still treated me funny. To which she replied, "I didn't even know you liked me like that." And then she went away (away on AIM not IRL).

In retrospect now that I think about it shes just putting game on me. I open her mind, change her perspectives on things, I introduce her to new shit and then she probably goes off and uses it on other people.

I'm just gonna drop a bomb on her and gtfo

[mizanation]

there will be hotter girls. trust me.

[djrajio]

Just tell her how you feel towards her, like tell her you have feelings for her and want to be more than friends, if she says ok then ask her to be your girl.

if she says no, then never talk to her again.

WORST FUCKING ADVICE EVER. Someone neg rep this guy.

lose your nerve to tell her that u dont want to be friends?

u lost your nerve already when u didnt hit that shit 2 years ago

seriously if ur not doing a girl within 1month and u want to, u've already failed..

instead of blowing up getting mad and making a big deal, just stop putting any effort into the friendship. Make her put the effort (IE make her DRIVE to your house, or DRIVE u and YOUR friends out). If she does this, maybe keep her aronud as a friend and maybe you'll be hooked up with her friends

if she refuses to put any effort into your friendship, then she's just using you as a crying shoulder/doormat/sandy pussy cleansing/emotional tampon/instant validation

Don't tell her anything rash, like you don't want to be friend anymore. Just become busy, too busy to hang out with her as much. Don't be a dick about it, but just slowly let the friendship dissolve. If she calls to hang out, say you can't. Even if you can, make up some excuse, because you're too busy and cool to hang out with her.

Just don't be a dick about it, because it will make you look bad in the long run.

homi29 has great advice

MUCH BETTER advice. I agree w/ homi29 and jayrock. Slowly remove yourself from the relationship but NEVER BURN BRIDGES! Even if a girl plays cold or fucks you over, DON'T tell her off or end the relationship on a sour note. Girls remember that shit and will hold it against you FOREVER. Either A) Use her to get to her hot friends or social currency as a "friend" to get other girls End it slowly and maybe in the future she'll come around.

[Gouf]

WORST FUCKING ADVICE EVER. Someone neg rep this guy.

MUCH BETTER advice. I agree w/ homi29 and jayrock. Slowly remove yourself from the relationship but NEVER BURN BRIDGES! Even if a girl plays cold or fucks you over, DON'T tell her off or end the relationship on a sour note. Girls remember that shit and will hold it against you FOREVER. Either A) Use her to get to her hot friends or social currency as a "friend" to get other girls End it slowly and maybe in the future she'll come around.

You sir have just saved me from making a terrible mistake. Thank you for the best advice in this thread. I'm dead serious, what I was about to do was completely retarded and I have come to my senses. I was being a girl about the entire situation. I've changed my course of action accordingly. Thanks beyond words.