Cool local jokes...

[Noddy]

Here's some cool jokes made locally...

Q: There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant Which Male pencil is responsible?

A: The one without the rubber

[broneck]

hey remember when this guy started a thread about being neg repped?

[Noddy]

hey remember when this guy started a thread about being neg repped?

Nope i asked for green boxes and all i got was red boxes .... but i really got all these cool local jokes.. let me dig them up...

[Noddy]

Q1) What is Superman costume tight fitting?

[Noddy]

Ans:Because its Small, size S printed on the front.

[st_]

how is that a local joke? seems pretty generic to me.

what are you talking about?

[broneck]

jesus fuck

[ipractice]

I don't understand why you needed to split that up into two posts...

Oh wait, this thread was made to just spam up the forum wasn't it?

[Noddy]

o crap i dig them up from a local forum....

[Hella Hyphy]

I don't understand why you needed to split that up into two posts...

Oh wait, this thread was made to just spam up the forum wasn't it?

YOU CAUGHT HIM CLOUSEAU, HIS EVIL PLAN WAS TO FUCK THE FORUMS UP ONE SHITTY JOKE AT A TIME.

[Guest jmatsu]

i make you bleed.

[Noddy]

forget it no more jokes.... don't get appreciated anyway bah

[tg76]

does any one know the punchline to the joke in the breakfast club?

[Hella Hyphy]

forget it no more jokes.... don't get appreciated anyway bah

Your talent is wasted on these cretins.

[Ahlvahroe]

ok good local joke.

Q. does noddy suck at making threads?

A. hella

[Guest jmatsu]

ok good local joke.

Q. does noddy suck at making threads?

A. hella

sucks, cause that's ain't no joke. you merely stated a rather obvious fact.

[wEstSidE]

this noddy nigga b mad funny

[its swanny]

611 posts and one red box?

what a waste of time.

[Hella Hyphy]

ok good local joke.

Q. does noddy suck at making threads?

A. hella

sumbady say mah nayme

[tangerine]

how many light bulbs does it take to raise a child?

[mellowbonsai]

if youre paddling upstream in a canoe and the wheels fall off of your airplane, how many lightbulbs can fit in a doghouse?

none, ice cream doesnt have bones

[wEstSidE]

how many light bulbs does it take to raise a child?

hmmm...

imma guess bout ... like 100

[tangerine]

it takes a wattage to raise a child + 100 = 100 watts

[wEstSidE]

it all make sense now

[sidneylo]

What did Nigo's replica ape toy say to Nigos' replica Warhol painting?

A BAY BAY

[broneck]

how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

[its swanny]

i've decided i'm going to be a prop comedian

i do zany bits like... "paper towels?! what are they? paper? (i pretend to write on them) or towels? (i pretend to dry off with them)"

or this wacky one... "football?! what is it? a foot? (i pretend it's a foot) or a ball? (i pretend it's a testicle)"

i got one with toothbrush too

and lipstick

those are my four bits

i got a solid 52 second of material

aimchat. visualize it.

oh, and i open with this...

"i'm like the new carrot top. only my name is hair top, cause i got hair instead of carrots."

[tg76]

how many light bulbs does it take to raise a child?

crack aybaybaybays?

[Hella Hyphy]

how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

It doesn't matter. They can't change anything.

[Hella Hyphy]

Why don't women need to drive?