How I Got Revenge on the Bitch from Hell

[ouss]

revenge is so sweet. I had a crazy ex who did the whole shit talking thing after the break up. she was going on and on to everyone about how i ruined her life, etc, which was bullshit. anyway, this kind of culminated in her coming to my house when i was out of town and ramming my car with her moms. I didnt want to descend to her level of petty property destruction, so i fucked both of her best friends and inspired them to never speak to her again. hooray.

that's a bad move, they could have told her about you how good you are, but if you're early (or precocious dont know how to tell) its actually a good move

[moondog]

dude you still stuck it in a whore.....it doesnt matter if you were drunk YOU still fucked her, and then again with your fingers.

getting revenge is like spreading NOOODZZZZZZZ on a message board. take what you will of that.

[chromesquared]

[DaBestSpoona]

i dated a girl for a while my freshman year in highschool, it worked really well for a whole, but ultimately it kind of fizzled out, and we both knew it. i tried to be nice about it, and was really honest and said that i really did like her as a person and as a friend, but i just couldn't be that anymore. she seemed fine with it, until i found out she was telling everyone about what an awful person i was, making shit up about me, and going to my friends and demonizing me, trying to get me uninvited from parties, trying to get my ass kicked by bigger dudes. nothing she did worked, but it was still mad shitty of her. prom was the next weekend, we ended up going in the same limo, and i fingered her best friend in front of her.

booyah.

the more fingers the better the rep

[airportlobbytx]

Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

[cheep]

2 years ago I had a girlfriend and got drunk and some girl i thought was my friend "took care of me" which meant took advantage of me. Now, I am the kind of guy who thinks cheating is probably the lowest thing someone can do, and so you can imagine that this fucking sucked for me, guilt-wise. It's been on my conscience since that night until last night when she called me up and wanted to hang out.

I was like, hm, okay sure why not. We'll see where this goes.

We go to a party, hang out, talk, catch up, all that. I'm getting "the vibe" from her so this really gets the ol' gears workin' upstairs.

Now's my chance to get back at this bitch.

Basically, she's had a boyfriend for 9 months (last night was their 9 month anniversary). But I don't give a fuck, she ruined a relationship I had in the past, it's payback time.

Long story short we exchanged hand loving (no kissing, the first dead giveaway sign of a total whore) and the whole time all I was thinking was I hope she feels like shit tomorrow.

I hope that eats at her until she's nothing left inside but a swirling black hole, devoid of emotion.

Anyway, that's how I got back at the bitch from hell. Call me an asshole, give me a chest bump, buy me a beer, I don't care. I should feel bad but all I feel is like all is right in the world again. Share your stories if you want!

when i got back at a bitch, i went and fucked my ex wife, and then told her about it in the morning when i woke up. step your game up.

[so-so]

Cheep, i somehow don't associate 'regular cheating' with 'getting back at a bitch'.

now if they were sisters. or if your ex had the clap and you told the revenge girl that you fucked a chick with the clap last night right after you put it in, then that might be a bit better.

I might just be reading that wrong though.

[cheep]

well... its more complicated... to the girl, my ex wife was worse than if i had fucked her mom and gave her the aids.

[so-so]

then you get a golden star.

the details are always what makes it fun. general 'would piss anyone off' revenge is fun to hear about, but the shit that gets to people is in the details.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i wish i had gone to a school where fingering chicks in freshman year was normal... fucking hell I was 12 in freshman year.

[michaelmichaelm]

..............

[fndmybetterhalf]

i've got it coming to me...ive homewrecked too many times. karmas gonna bite me right on the ass

[gas prices kill]

Good form.

[ouss]

i wish i had gone to a school where fingering chicks in freshman year was normal... fucking hell I was 12 in freshman year.

profff you highly disturb me with those junglejanes pics

[cuddlysheep]

me too, i had to doub le check if thats jane saying those freaky things.

wish it was..

[freecat]

Fun to seen that when a girl is raped, she's raped it's horible bla bla bla, and when a boy is being taken advantage of, it's not raped but free sex ! Funny story, but I would have done more horrible thing like completly destroying her life further. Filming and sending to all the familiy through email, making her saying dirty things on people she loves and recording, taking all her money and destroying her car... Be more creative next time, Be THE BITCH !!

[wEstSidE]

Fun to seen that when a girl is raped, she's raped it's horible bla bla bla, and when a boy is being taken advantage of, it's not raped but free sex ! Funny story, but I would have done more horrible thing like completly destroying her life further. Filming and sending to all the familiy through email, making her saying dirty things on people she loves and recording, taking all her money and destroying her car... Be more creative next time, Be THE BITCH !!

THAT WUD B SNITCHIN

IF HE DESTROY CAR N STEEL MONEIE DATS KOOL