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Pity me.

I spent 45 minutes hooked up to an IV because I was so dehydrated. They wanted to put me on another bag, but I couldn't deal with being there any longer. Every time I cough, my chest lights on fire.

To make me feel better, please send me money and cute college girls.

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whats the diagnostic?

Something viral. They wanted to give me codeine but I said no. WHY DID I SAY NO?!@#?

I'm just not used to being sick. I'm too active for this shit.

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As it turns out, he's just extremely whiney.

Good point. I should save all of my meaningless posts for showing the internet the clothing that I'm wearing that particular day. Or perhaps I should complain about what other people are wearing. Regardless, it's a point well taken.

*bow*

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you said no to codeine?

damn homie you coulda made some purple drank! :eek:

purpl.urpl urlpl uprupl stuf

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water is your friend. Just drink more water, my friend.
you live in madison, man. madison is chockful of cute cornfed college girls.
just take the god damn codeine

prescription complete. That will be $50 please.

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I wish I could kick it in a week. My sister had to be hooked up to an IV and was crazy dehydrated. Turns out it was something viral as well. I think she ate a bad egg or something. Fucking ihop.

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I medicated the fuck out of myself, so I gave this shit no opportunity. Dextramethorphan, pseudephedrin, guafeniesin (I'm probably making up spellings at this point), B12...whatever the fuck was in the medicine cabinet went down my throat.

I've learned that the best thing that I can do when I'm sick is to rest solid for one day, hydrate the fuck out of myself and then get increasingly active, even if I feel like shit. It works every time.

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