Uniqlo Denim/Jeans.

[HeLGeN-X]

I just have to say a few things about these, since I used to work there, I still get hook ups, and I got a lot of the main jeans that people want, so let me start with one thing...

The S-000's crotch area is way too fucking small and short for someone with my height and "size." (down under.) My balls are scrunched up, and they hurt, so I have to sag them... Now I can't ride bike without my undies showing, I know they're slim fit, but I'm tall and pretty muscular, and yes I know, I could have tried them on but if I didn't want them I couldn't have gotten them, but come on, selvedge for free, who could pass that up... But I just want to know why Uniqlo makes the jeans' crotch area so fucking short, like come on, we're not all Japanese in the lower department... The crotch area is like 3 inches high on their jeans, wtf?

I'm 6'1, once I bought a pair of raw selvedge from Uniqlo when I worked there, and these were baggy fit, and yet again... Crotch is fucking short as fuck! The only good Uniqlo denim I got were the S001's, GREAT fucking fit... So be advised when buying Uniqlo jeans, even though you tried them on.

Peace.

[sidneylo]

In before the flame/edmondkikogif/modlock/modmove.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[sidneylo]

Last time I checked, diddy, cheese on your face is a good thing.

SIDREYRO

www.sidneylophoto.com

[lightinaugust]

if you didn't try them on and you got them for free, you really shouldn't be complaining

[Charlie Delta]

I personally prefer this one:

Oh well....

[HeLGeN-X]

If someone doesn't agree with me on Uniqlo's jeans (not all though,) then just say so rather than try to be a smartass. The crotch is too short, what's wrong with that? Just giving a heads up to future shoppers.

[HeLGeN-X]

Oh, and posting a picture with less than a sentence long text is called post whoring.

And I did try them on, but not these ones at first. Not complaining, just lending an ear out.

Haha, I know what the problem is...

みなのちんこわかしょう　；）

Peace.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

HEY SETTLE DOWN BUDDY

its not our fault you have huge junk!!!

[DaBestSpoona]

maybe the crotch is short for you because your legs are so muscular

[Charlie Delta]

^ shut up you POSTWHORE you!

Yes you Denimdestroyedyourwhatever!

POSTWHORE!!!!!

[cheep]

crosses uniqlo off of list...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[HeLGeN-X]

Hahaha, excellent post! I want you now.

And I know you're joking Cheep lol, I hate my legs No more cross platforming skating/biking/blading anymore, I have Chun Li's legs from Street Fighter 2 :(

[Charlie Delta]

joking right?

trying it right now

edit: not joking..... The Future is Huuuuuge!

[munkyballz]

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The S-000's crotch area is way too fucking small and short for someone with my height and "size." (down under.) My balls are scrunched up, and they hurt, so I have to sag them... Now I can't ride bike without my undies showing, I know they're slim fit, but I'm tall and pretty muscular, and yes I know, I could have tried them on but if I didn't want them I couldn't have gotten them, but come on, selvedge for free, who could pass that up... But I just want to know why Uniqlo makes the jeans' crotch area so fucking short, like come on, we're not all Japanese in the lower department... The crotch area is like 3 inches high on their jeans, wtf?

Oh, so you mean yours doesn't automatically retract like octopus tentacles when necessary?

Hmm. I see, I see, interesting.

[gimmegimme]

How did this merit a new thread? Worst post of the day.

[Guest DUM]

If the jeans come with a low rise, they're meant to be worn low.

[onemancult]

da crotch is 2 low? da CROTCH is 2 LOW?

iz u mean da rise, or is u mean the part where da four seams come together,

right underwhere your TAINT should be?

if it iz 2 low, u should consider maybe curckumzicion.

mainer cok is LRG, and i fit in pants. yes homo. want to see?

ASTROTURFASED!

[Chicken]

みなのちんこわかしょう　；）

Peace.

???

the closest translation i found is:

みなのちんこ若衆

(everyone's peens are young men.)

[Pew Pew]

???

the closest translation i found is:

みなのちんこ若衆

(everyone's peens are young men.)

everyone's..penis. are young men? :confused:

[denimdestroyedmylife]

everyone is penis. are young men?

[mr fluffernutter]

every one is penis are young men?

[Tyro1]

Everyone wants young men's penises.... RIght?

[rome1]

you young men are all small penis???

[Chicken]

also almost sounds like:

みんなのちんこはこしょう。

everybody's peens are peppers.

(pepper as in the seasoning kind)

[gimmegimme]

Young men, everyone's penises are.

[tweeds]

i love sucking on peppers

[superdupersang]

no, no, its

the young peen is for every man (no homo)

[ninjapie]

also almost sounds like:

みんなのちんこはこしょう。

everybody's peens are peppers.

(pepper as in the seasoning kind)

This is what the interwebz tells me:

みんなのちんこはこしょう。

After everyone it is fearfully the oak