Jeans Crotch Help *PICS*

[leaftors]

see that part where its all screwed up and looks like a "v"

how do i fix that without pulling my jeans all the way up and is it due to bad use of the jeans. i could pull my pockets down, but then i'd have to constantly do that and it'd look wierd picking my ass all the time.

i've seen people lowride their slim jims but that part doesnt stick out.

UPDATED!!!!!

[Haz]

who stole your butt-ocks

[somatoform]

That's the weirdest wear I've seen. I don't think it's a "use" problem since wearing a pair of jeans is a no brainer: put it around your waist and buckle.

I have a pair of Nudie BB and though I've often heard others refer to them as diaper ass, they're not so for me.

Pardon the vulgarity, but how much ass have you got to work with? Is it something about your body? A 'bottom light' body with a pair of nudies might be the problem.

The first pic in particular looks especially awkward, the middle pic not so bad.

[somatoform]

who stole your butt-ocks

In other words, cheek implants might be in order. Ask for the J. Lo special.

[leaftors]

okay i think you guys cant read.

i said i was low riding them. it would definately be fixed if i pulled it upwards, but i want to put it lower.

[test]

^ lol

';..;'

[swooc]

hahaha i thought he had hes jeans back to front.

[beatle]

Maybe 1 size down ??

[kiya]

This has to be the strangest post i've seen in a while..

Dude, your jeans are doing that because you're sagging them, aka "lowrider style", as you put it. Pull your jeans up like a respectable human and your disfigured ass region will dissapear.

If that doesn't work, try soaking them in hot water for an hour, then try again.

[coleslawyum]

pull up your pants dude… that fit looks wretched.

[Guest Mayhem]

either you pull down ur pants or pull up ur pants.

[leaftors]

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[leaftors]

se when i sit down? does anyone else get this? that extra part is sticking out.

maybe thats whats fucking up my jeans

[Guest Mayhem]

you need looser jeans. also you're going to rip your crotch.

[Qwest905]

seriously just pull ur jeans up..

[DenimNewbie]

Yeah, they look like they are just too tight for the fit you are wanting.

Look at the pockets... in the 2nd pic they are at exactly the same level as the 1st pic where you have them pulled up. That aint right. (I'm assuming the camera is at the same height and you are standing at the same spot)

[saw.unit]

you could just put a wallet in one pocket and um aonther wallet or something in the other?

[Corbin Law]

jeans arent too tight

just pull them up for a month while they stretch out and then sling them low again.

[Blackplatano]

This is what you should do.

Cut a cardboard-like meterial in shape of the pockets and put them in your pockets. You can use the material that sneacker boxes are made off. It will work. Post pics after you try it.

[cloudhands69]

Your jeans are just too rigid to be worn the way that you want to wear them. After they're a little beat up, they'll slouch just fine.

[hype_killz]

back rise is always higher than the front so if ur wearing the back lower than the front than you sometimes this is the effect.

[leaftors]

^^ yeah thats what happens when i sit down. the front is all the way up and the back slouches down stretching the butt part like a mother fucker.

[salaami]

kid, im black and from the hood, and i dont even sag my jeans... its just contemptable. just pull em' up, and keep it movin'. you'll look a lot more respectable, trust. now it looks like my grandpa wearing a pair of raw nudies on top of his depends incontinence breifs...if you are under 65 dead it. then again, you might get free coffee from mickey d's.

[leaftors]

im not even sagging my jeans that low.

im trying to get that look where the end of your hoody meets the waist of your jeans. so if i pull those jeans up, you wont be able to see the crotch of the pants.

[g0to]

then buy a smaller hoodie?

[BC3]

size down then d00d

[lithiumsys]

This thread is hurting me and confusing me all at the same time.

It looks to me like the ass is sagging, so just pull up your jeans, tighten your belt, or size down a few.

[Louis]

miracle-gro for your ass buddy.

[purple_h.a.z.e]

Looks like you have a serious case of DGS

Diminished

Gluteal

Syndrome

[Guest yorick]

either pull the thighs of your jeans down or buy a smaller hoodie as someone suggested